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They make things now that you put between the bed/headboard and the wall to prevent banging, and most of the squeaking. They’re not marketed for that, but everyone knows that’s what they are. (They look like the little round screw-in feet that some chairs have. They’re small, and… Read More

You do generally need to be more considerate when you live in an apartment, but also, your downstairs neighbor doesn’t get to set arbitrary noise curfews on you.

I used to work at a university, and my boss was a theatre prof. When he would leave for class I would holler, “Break a pencil!”. It amused me greatly. 😂

The two origin theories I like are: 1) It refers to bowing/curtsying at the end of the show (to great applause). “Break a leg”=“Bend a knee” Or, my personal fave: 2) Around the time the phrase was first recorded, audience members commonly indicated their approval of the show by… Read More

1) Meredith didn’t exactly “trip and [fall]” into that water. 2) I know that BuzzFeed’s editors don’t seem to do any actual reviewing/editing anymore, but could the author not have reread their own piece??? The number of errors is appalling. They’re so bad in some places that the… Read More

The porn star stache + 80’s glasses are combining into a serial killer look.

Precisely.

I feel like there are some major problems with Us. The biggest for me being that you supposedly have these tethered people who have to mimic the other’s movements (and we see this in the room where they’re all milling about mimicking). So explain to me, then, how they suddenly just… Read More

DANG. But also, how much tea did that person drink?!?!

But you also don’t have to BURN the sugar. You just need to melt it into caramel. 🤦🏻‍♀️