I thought babies came out of the belly button. That’s what I was told by my pregnant aunt and I believed it until I accidentally changed the tv channel and saw a women giving birth
When Terry told Jake to worry about his body and asked him when the last time he had a carrot was and Jake says ‘well it’s my least favorite type of cake, so rarely. If I absolutely have to I’ll just eat the frosting.’
When Jake is in the hospital and Terry says ‘you could’ve died man!’ And Jake’s like ‘I wasn’t hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That’s where the blood is supposed to be.’
One of my friends also told me that the reason she was so thin was that she would go to the doctor who would stick a needle into her leg and suction the fat out. She claimed that once when he did it she saw bits of the burger and fries she had eaten earlier in the syringe.
In fifth grade this girl told me that her uncle was a scientist who conducted experiments in an underground lair beneath his house. She claimed he morphed her cousin (his daughter) with a lizard which now lived in a cage in his lair. Refused to admit she was lying no matter how much…
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