Sorry, But You're Never Going To Eat Any Of These Snacks Ever Again
Here's to the sugar rushes we'll never have again.
1. Oreo Cakesters:
Sweet, soft Cakesters were no more as of four years ago.
2. Kudos:
The most delicious granola bar ever to granol has disappeared from shelves within the last few years.
3. Altoids sours:
Your tongue hasn't been able to get absolutely destroyed since 2008.
4. Slice Soda:
Slice's orangey goodness hopped off this mortal coil in 2009.
5. Creme Savers:
The creme that saved all of us from nondelicious candy couldn't be saved itself. It went away within the last few years.
6. Nesquik Cereal:
Nesquik Cereal was quikly removed from shelves in the US in 2012.
7. Swoops:
What's better than a chip? How about a chip MADE OF CHOCOLATE. Too bad they've been gone since 2006.
8. Yogos:
They've been Yo-gone from shelves since the early 2010s.
9. Cereal Straws:
Went to that great cereal straw in the sky in the early 2010s.
10. GoSnacks Asteroid Cheetos:
The world's greatest portable snack started traveling no more in the late 2000s.
11. Hershey's Kissables:
You were no longer able to get Kissables starting in 2009.
12. Sprinklers Ice Cream Bars:
The world's loudest candy quietly disappeared from grocery stores a few years ago.
13. 3D Doritos:
The world got a whole lot more 2D in 2005.
14. Flintstone Push-Up Pops:
You can still get these...just without the Flintstones on your sherbet pops. Dang shame.
15. Butterfinger BBs:
Bart Simpson's favorite candy and (in my humble opinion) the perfect Butterfinger experience hasn't been around since 2006.
16. Vault Soda:
You haven't been able to get all CRANKED out on Vault since 2011.
17. Cinnamon Tic Tacs:
If you can believe it, both Cinnamon AND Spearmint Tic Tacs have been gone since 2014.
18. Skittles Gum:
The rainbow got a whole less chewy starting in 2006.
19. Trix shaped like fruit:
Just looking at that blue and red piece of cereal brings back memories. Alas, Trix has been much more spherical since 2006.
20. Pepsi Blue:
This sweet, delicious blue nectar of the Gods was ripped from our hearts and souls in 2004.
21. Reese's Bites:
These chewy lil' balls of deliciousness haven't been around since 2008.
22. OUCH! Gum:
The only gum that was simultaneously delicious and functional has been gone since 2009.
23. McDonald's Chicken Selects:
Long nuggs have been gone since 2013...although they did come back briefly last year, only to be taken from us again.
24. Squeeze Pop:
The goopiest candy gooped no more within the last few years.
25. Pizzarias:
The alpha and omega of chips has been gone since the '90s.
26. Lime-flavored Skittles:
Skittles changed their green flavor to apple in 2013. Up is down! Right is wrong! Nothing makes sense anymore.
27. Philadelphia Cheesecake Bars:
Look at that thing. It's gorgeous. It also was discontinued over a decade ago.
28. Squeez-Its:
The juiciest juice to ever juice has been juiced out since 2001.
29. Planters Cheez Balls:
The cheesiest of all balls left us high and dry in 2006.
30. Pepsi Twist:
Yet another twisted product gone too soon. Pepsi discontinued Twist in the US in 2006.
Pop-Tarts Go-Tarts:
They've been Go-Go-GONE since 2008.
31. Ice Breakers Liquid Ice:
The world's strongest mint hasn't freshened anyone's breath in about five years.
32. Twisted Cheetos:
The twisted world took these twisted delights in 2012.
33. Lollipop Paint Shop:
Candy hasn't been creative since the mid-2000s.
34. Starburst Hard Candy:
It's been quite hard (pretty much impossible) to find these since the 2000s.
35. EZ Squirt Ketchup:
Ketchup has been a whole lot less fun since 2006. Let's just bring back mutant ketchup, HEINZ.