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Some things I've learned: Check for overhead lighting. If there isn't any, buy lamps *before* move-in day. Check for shades or blinds. You don't want to be changing in the bathroom until you can buy curtains. Check for a peephole and/or chain on the front door. Even… Read More

I think the basic concept would work pretty well for a guy. Sweets and fancy popcorn flavoring would be fine. You could send him some of his favorite chips and candy bars from home, or fancy beef jerky, or one of those cake mixes you can make in the microwave. Any kind of movie or… Read More

I've had to do #15. If a suitcase wheel breaks, dragging it along upside down can be the easiest way to move the thing around. Yeah, it looks stupid, but I don't care if strangers in the airport think I look stupid. Especially if I have a tight connection to make and carrying… Read More

It looks like "eternal fap" instead of "eternal tap".

I don't think the Polish potato law is ridiculous, and by legal standards, 2004 is hardly outdated. They found that some potatoes imported from Poland were carrying disease. They didn't want the disease to spread to the UK, so they passed a law saying that all Polish potatoes… Read More

Leashes are amazingly useful when you have two toddlers at once, or one toddler and one baby. My sister has a 4 month old and a 2 year old, and the older boy is a wanderer who HATES being stuck in the double stroller with the baby. It's possible to push a stroller with one hand while… Read More

A lot of late term abortions happen because health issues in the fetus can't be detected at earlier stages. Is it really more humane to force a woman to go through pregnancy and labor to have a baby that is guaranteed to die, painfully, within hours of birth? Is it humane to allow… Read More

My mother told me you could get botulism from leaving dirty dishes around. I believed her until I was 20, when I mentioned this little 'fact' in a college microbiology class...

A friend of mine has that tent thing because her toddler wouldn't stop throwing his stuffed animals into his little sister's crib. Doesn't seem crazy to me.

The number of people with blue eyes will vary a lot from one place to another. In the US there are probably a lot more people with blue eyes than outie belly buttons.