4. Anyone who thinks we celebrate Milk Day in January:
17. Anyone who makes this tragic mistake:
32. Anyone who apparently has never been in an elevator before:
34. Anyone who thinks people can die from this:
- The Trump administration deleted the contents of a State Department webpage promoting Trump's Mar-a-lago club after it drew a wave of criticism online.
- If no court steps in, Arkansas is poised to become the first state in more than 15 years to execute two people in one night.
- Markets are saying "Vive la France" after pro-EU centrist Emmanuel Macron gained the most votes in the 1st round of the French election.
- Thanks to Paul Ryan, Papa Roach's teen-angst smash "Last Resort" has become the internet's unofficial anthem for the owned 😬🎤