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    21 Inane Baby Products For Questionable Parents

    Thankfully, babies are too adorably clueless to understand what they're being subjected to.

    1. The Snotsucker

    Here's how it works.

    While gross in theory, this little tool is actually handy and fairly popular.

    2. High Heels

    Well, if Tori Spelling believes in them, they're obviously a grand idea. By a company called "Heelarious."

    3. Bacon-Flavored Infant Formula

    A huge tub is only $19.99.

    4. Potty Trainer iPad Holder

    5. The Crib Dribbler

    So you can feed your baby like a hamster.

    6. A Crib Tent

    So the cat doesn't eat your baby.

    7. The Bathroom Babykeeper

    8. Baby Bangs

    Really makes you wonder why Urban Outfitters hasn't opened a baby outpost yet.

    9. A Crying Analyzer

    This baby is only 42% satisfied with the job you're doing. $48.51 from

    10. The Daddle

    Get it here.

    11. The Bite Counter

    For the micromanaging parent.

    12. Baby Bomb Shelter


    13. The Thudguard

    The fins on top add aerodynamics to your baby's movements. Get it here.

    14. Giant Hand Pillows That "Conform to Your Baby's Body"

    15. Paper High Chair

    For the sustainable baby.

    16. The Po-Knee

    17. The Baby Butt Fan

    For the easy, breezy, carefree baby.

    18. The Poop Alarm

    Alert the world! Get it here.

    19. The Crumb Cap

    Designed by a mother to "prevent her toddler from squishing food in her hair during meals." Get it here.

    20. Bottle Holder

    Also doubles as a baby paraglider.

    21. Breastfeeding Bra for Men

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