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14 Types Of People At Every College Party
"I'm not even that drunk guys."
The enlightened stoner whose Philosophy 101 course inspires their freethinking outside of class.
The sports enthusiast who takes beer pong way too seriously, finding their way into games they aren’t even playing with a celeb shot.
The person that avoids interaction with people but has in-depth conversations with the house pet.
The couple that spends most of the night in a heated argument only to project some shameless PDA an hour later.
The kid with an extremely high alcohol tolerance that is obviously way too young to be at the party.
The partier who's had one too many Fireball shots to the point of no return, yet insists they're totally fine.
The person who tries to live out their Coyote Ugly fantasy and ends up dancing on the nearest coffee table.
The one who steals the fridge magnets and whatever else they can fit in their pockets.
The person who ALWAYS hosts the most epic ragers, reminding you that their house is the ultimate party hub — but leaves you wondering how they could live under these conditions.
The one who enthusiastically makes new friends while waiting in the bar's bathroom line.
The person that tries to round everyone up to make a food run to Taco Bell at 2 a.m.
The person who always kills the party vibe by playing obscure music that no one else enjoys.
The person who won't stop taking selfies until the storage on their phone is full.
The person that avoids eye contact, because no one knows who they are.
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