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(Long one, but so good.) Teenage boy decides to ask this girl to prom. Decides he's going to make a sign to ask her. So he goes to the craft store, waits in line, and buys his supplies. So he asks her, she says yes. Now he needs tickets. So he goes to the ticket booth, waits in line,… Read More

Heisenberg and Schrodinger are riding in a car, and get pulled over. Officer: "Do you have any idea how fast you were going?" Heisenberg: "No, but I can tell you exactly where we are." The officer, annoyed, asks to search the car. He opens the trunk. Officer: "Sir, do you know… Read More

There's an Insomnia Cookies where I live in Kansas City! Delicious!

I feel unnaturally happy that my post made it on here!

USA (Missouri) - Every Wednesday at my school was chicken patty day. This would include a chicken patty, mashed potatoes with gravy, a roll, and a fruit cup, with your choice of chocolate or white milk. Easily the best food day of the week.

I just wanted to say, I've just started my weight loss journey about a month ago, and it's been difficult and rewarding all at once. All those who post their transformations on here, and those that are transforming but choose not to post: YOU. KICK. ASS.

Not mine, but my best friend. She dated this guy in high school for about two weeks. Short high school fling, nothing serious. When she broke up with him, he left DEAD, BLACK ROSES on her doorstep and a poem.

I'm also in a water aerobics class, and I LOVE it!

I focus on how my good choices make me feel good, and push on with that feeling. I try not to fault myself when I make a less than good choice, because we're all human. Rome was not built in a day. Also, on a petty personal level, a friend of mine made an unintentionally rude comment… Read More

I lost it at #14. "WHUP TEE DOO!!!!"