Only People Who Are Adulting At 100% Know How To Do 40/40 Of These Things

"Mom, can you make my doctor appointment for me?"

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Pablo Valdivia
Pablo Valdivia
BuzzFeed Staff
Lara Parker
Lara Parker
BuzzFeed Staff

  1. Check off all the things you know you can do.
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    Change a tire
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    Do your taxes and actually understand what you're doing
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    Write a check
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    Whistle with your mouth or fingers
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    Parallel park
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    Write in cursive
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    Cook something without having to refer to Google or your parent
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    Own a set of pots and pans and know what each one is for
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    Shop for groceries
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    Know how to check if a fruit is good to buy
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    Fully stock your cabinet with a bunch of spices
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    Write a cover letter
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    Know the difference between an HMO and PPO
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    Decorate and actually make it look good
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    Call someone to make an appointment for yourself
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    Make a phone call without getting nervous about it
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    Haggle for a better price
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    Know and understand what a 401(k) is
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    Fold a fitted sheet
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    Budget your money
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    Fall asleep at a reasonable time
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    Make friends
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    Make small talk
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    Wrap a gift
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    Tie a knot in a balloon
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    Swallow pills with ease
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    Plunge a toilet
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    Get your oil changed when the light comes on
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    Get regular doctor check-ups
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    See a dentist yearly
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    Put the accurate number of stamps on a piece of mail
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    Perfect a messy bun that makes it look like you did, in fact, shower
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    Keep your plants alive
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    Kill a cockroach or spider without screaming
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    Separate colors correctly when you do laundry
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    Put the laundry detergent in the right location
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    Clean out the lint tray each time you finish drying clothes
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    Fold or hang your clothes after you dry them instead of crumbling them up into a pile
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    Take vitamins daily without skipping one
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    Pay your bills on time
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