Only People Who Are Adulting At 100% Know How To Do 40/40 Of These Things

Change a tire

Do your taxes and actually understand what you're doing

Write a check

Whistle with your mouth or fingers

Parallel park

Write in cursive

Cook something without having to refer to Google or your parent

Own a set of pots and pans and know what each one is for

Shop for groceries

Know how to check if a fruit is good to buy

Fully stock your cabinet with a bunch of spices

Write a cover letter

Know the difference between an HMO and PPO

Decorate and actually make it look good

Call someone to make an appointment for yourself

Make a phone call without getting nervous about it

Haggle for a better price

Know and understand what a 401(k) is

Fold a fitted sheet

Budget your money

Fall asleep at a reasonable time

Make friends

Make small talk

Wrap a gift

Tie a knot in a balloon

Swallow pills with ease

Plunge a toilet

Get your oil changed when the light comes on

Get regular doctor check-ups

See a dentist yearly

Put the accurate number of stamps on a piece of mail

Perfect a messy bun that makes it look like you did, in fact, shower

Keep your plants alive

Kill a cockroach or spider without screaming

Separate colors correctly when you do laundry

Put the laundry detergent in the right location

Clean out the lint tray each time you finish drying clothes

Fold or hang your clothes after you dry them instead of crumbling them up into a pile

Take vitamins daily without skipping one

Pay your bills on time

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