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My name is Sasha. You can't imagine the cringe I feel everytime someone responds, "my dog is named Sasha! Either that or I become Sasha Fierce from that point on.

My postpartum started while I was pregnant. Postpartum itself is unexpected. You never think that you will feels so low and have terrible thoughts about your own baby. It's happens so suddenly that I didn't even notice it until I could no longer smile or participate in conversations… Read More

Do I even have to say? And yes, that is the loads of makeup coming off on my top

How about the dishwasher that ate and drank from dirty plates in the dish tank. Not only did he eat leftovers, he would take his own meals into the dish tank and eat them there. The worst part is that he always wore gloves that he NEVER changed, even when he was earring his food!… Read More

My best friend and I worked in a call center and I set next to a woman who was so off-putting. She was definitely the Toby to my Michael. I sent my friend an IM through our interoffice system that read, "she is sooo annoying!" Well, as you know I sent it to her instead. She peaked… Read More

I was 3 days overdue and feeling just fine. My bf at the time and I were home alone and started having sex. As we finished up.and started getting dressed, my mom walks in early from work (did I mention I was 19 and living at home). We rushed to finish putting our clothes on just as… Read More

"Queen of the damned" sound track was awesome