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2.A hilarious book of cocktail recipes based on famous novels. They can indulge themselves with endless literary jokes, witty comments, and titles like The Pitcher of Dorian Grey Goose — it's genius.
3.A mini screaming goat figure. It's a real-life version of those viral screaming goat videos you love. Have them press the button to hear it shriek and make everyone around you laugh or jump in surprise.
4.A totally trendy sweater that they can be cozy in not just for the holidays but throughout the entire winter because sometimes, you need to dab to make it through the cold, the darkness, and stuffy family dinners.
5.An amusing and quirky Harry Potter bookmark for your reader friends. Whenever they're unmotivated, those Quidditch boots and broomstick sticking out will def draw them back to finally finish that book!
6.A vampire garlic mincer that I will judge you for if you don't get it because this is the best personification of a pun. Tell your friend to give him a name and keep him on the counter.
8.An LOL-worthy (but probably true) ghost enamel pin to use on their jackets, caps, or backpacks.
9.A sarcastic candle that'll be both relatable and do its job of scenting up the place. Fragrances range from earthy black ashwood and to roasted coffee and vanilla cupcake.
10.A cute ceramic travel mug with one of the best puns of all time IMO. If you don't get it, this mug's not for you.
11.A dancing inflatable tube guy that'll be the perfect wacky companion for their day-to-day tasks.
12.A coffee mug you can fill up and hand to them, watching as they drink and see the words slowly be revealed....
13.An oven mitt perfectly suitable for all the cooks and baker friends in your life.
14.A set of notepads that might connect with their soul (but don't quote me on that).
15.A Heineken beer can candle for the beer lovers. The actual cans are recycled to make the candle, and the original lid is included too.
16.A coffee table book that gives super scientific answers to hilariously absurd hypothetical questions like "What would happen if everyone on earth was in the same place and they all jumped simultaneously?" Let your friends nerd out!
17.A talking Harry Potter sorting hat touted as the "World's Smallest Sorting Hat." Put it on, press the button, and it'll announce your house — it's every HP fan's dream! Plus, it comes with a sticker book of the Harry Potter house crests so you can claim yours once your house is declared.
28.A sassy doormat for all the ones who are just a little bit extra (and who says that's a bad thing? Not I 😌).
29.A vehement "No!" button that they can press when they get tired of saying "no" to everything from doing housework to bad dates. Let them save their energy with this — people will learn their lesson after this is used on them once or twice!
30.A pair of humorous metal bookends in the shape of a dog that looks like it's going through the books. It's perfect for bookworms, animal-lovers, and anyone who has books on their shelves.