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    35 Functional Products That Seem Like They Belong In A Fantasy World

    Perhaps these are the things Newt Scamander has been hiding in his briefcase all along.

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    1. A Completely Bare hair-inhibiting body moisturizer because poof! It makes your hair disappear! Slowly of course. With regular use, it'll help reduce hair growth and density so you no longer have to shave daily. It soothes at the same time with ingredients like shea butter and white willow bark — no worries about irritation.

    the bottle

    2. A Goo Gone kitchen degreaser to make packed-on things like grease, grime, and baked food vanish in spell-like swirls of foam!

    3. An ethereal color-changing moon lamp that emulates soft moonlight so you can recreate the feeling of sleeping under a full moon. You'll be excited for bedtime just so you can turn this on as a nightlight!

    4. A ChomChom pet hair roller if your pet sheds a lot...like a lot, a lot. And you're tired of cleaning up after it, aren't ya? Just roll, roll, roll, and watch the fur be eaten up! It'll be like making it vanish with but a wave of your wand!

    5. These fun zombie face masks because hello? They make you look like a zombie! A transformation spell, if you will. But they also help minimize fine lines, tighten pores, firm skin, and improve texture. It's a perf way to do skincare during your scary movie night!

    6. A folding board so this chore becomes the easiest it's ever been. If folding clothes is the bane of your existence, you need this cool contraption. It actually makes it...fun??! Plus, everyone will think you're the wizard of folding clothes.

    7. A painless mint-flavored teeth-whitening pen because it grants you that bright, white, movie-star smile you've always wanted with not much effort on your part! Plus, this is great for sensitive teeth and gums. Prepare for blinding your IG followers with your ~charming~ smile!

    before and after of reviewer's yellow teeth, then cleaner whiter teeth after use

    8. A striking and therapeutic Artful Etching: Midnight Garden book so you can unwind by scratching away the lines with the provided tool to reveal colorful flowers, plants, and animals as if you're casting a spell! You get to decide how much detail and color you want to etch!

    a page from the book, showing a before and after of a garden art piece

    9. An all-natural, vegan, non-toxic, and cruelty-free stain remover to get rid of evidence of your wine spills, pet messes, dirt, and so on. It's like a stain-vanishing potion! You'll be surprised how easy it is to use.

    10. A clay brown sugar bear that's adorably charming but also very useful. Put it in your brown sugar and it'll magically help it retain its moisture for three to six months! Perhaps it's a little pixie or fae in disguise?

    A small bear shaped piece of clay

    11. An Elizavecca carbonated bubble clay mask because it foams and bubbles up a lot, making you look super silly (you could even say it looks like something the Weasley twins might've come up with!). But it's not all for show — it does its work too, exfoliating, clearing pores, and giving skin a serious cleanse.

    12. A reversible cat scratcher lounge bed to give your furry pal a fun and comfy place to rest, play, and get their scratching urges out so your couch stays tear-free! This includes catnip, is spacious enough for multiple cats, and has lots of scratching space. Plus, its funky design adds to your room decor too. One reviewer hung them up as cat shelves!

    13. An amazing lightsaber umbrella with an LED shaft in the color of your choice and a flashlight at the bottom. It kind of looks like it's a hidden weapon, like you're ready to brandish this as a magic sword at the slightest hint of battle! Now you can splash in puddles and make everyone jealous with this awesome umbrella.

    the umbrella

    14. A jewelry cleaning brush that'll make polishing your precious stones simple and quick. Though it's cheap, it'll get rid of the clouding dirt and make your gems look like fit for royalty so you can show off your faves once more. A wizard's illusion? No ma'am — it's very real indeed!

    before and after of cloudy ring, then the clear gem after use of brush

    15. A secret journal much better than traditional ones because it's filled with private prompts that help you reflect, explore, and question new things about yourself. And when you're done, you can keep it, bury it for your grandkids to find, throw it in the trash, or, ya know, burn it.

    the turquoise cover with a matchbox on it t

    16. A luxurious and island-y Marine + Vine body oil that'll make you feel like you're on a tropical vacay even when you're just home. Based on ancient traditions and inspired by the South of France, it uses Tahitian monoi, kukui, macadamia and passionfruit oils rich in antioxidants to nourish, repair, and protect skin from the drying effects of sun, wind, sand and sea. You don't have to give up your glowy summer skin — this is basically summer in a bottle!

    the bottle

    17. A bug bite suction tool for almost instant relief from itchiness. It removes insect venom, saliva, and other irritants left by a bite. No chemicals needed! It's like your own little magic charm. Just whip this out and you'll finally be able to step out without fear of returning with a million mosquito bites.

    18. An EM Cosmetics serum blush that melds makeup and skincare with squalane, hyaluronic acid, sacha inchi oil (rich in fatty acids), and antioxidants that protect against environmental damage. It feels so extravagant, looks like a fairytale concoction, and gives you a plump, dewy glow with no glitter.

    19. A Fur oil (you may remember it from Shark Tank!) designed for your pubic hair that can actually be used on your underarms, legs, chest, face — anywhere hair grows really. It helps banish ingrown hairs, bumps, and razor burn, soothes irritation post-shaving, and softens prickly stubble. With daily use, you'll get healthier, smoother skin, and regrowth of hair will be finer, helping future hair removals be more gentle. It's like a little elixir!

    the oil bottle

    20. A laser projector that the kid version of you would've probably gone bonkers for back in the day. With the stars and swirling skies, it'll give any room in your home a soothing and otherworldly vibe. And movie nights? Those will get a lot more magical with this!

    reviewer photo of the blue stars and night sky from the projector

    21. A Peripera velvet lipstick or velvet lip tint to grant lips a long-lasting petal-like bloom of color that's velvety, weightless, and bold. Even when it fades, it'll leave a pretty stain. Because who has time for precise lip liner and perfectly applied lipstick every day? Your lips will look like a flower.

    22. A quirky literary bar of soap with lovely scents inspired by your favorite books and characters. It'll vamp up your bathroom and set your soaps apart from everyone else's boring suds!

    23. A mystical pack of Miracle-Gro water storing crystals if you're not great with plants. It'll help prevent you from over- and under-watering, while also reducing ~water stress~ and protecting your plants from heat and drought.

    24. OR a pack of food spikes for indoor plants that truly must be bewitched because they'll feed and grow your plants themselves — with no other work on your part! If you're tired of taking care of houseplants and you just don't have the green thumb for it, no worries. These exist.

    the spikes

    25. A reusable Revlon oil-absorbing face roller made of real volcanic stone (yep) that'll give your old oil-blotting papers a run for their money! Yeah, this roller doesn't just massage your face — it soaks up oil instantly and mattifies your skin with or without makeup. Leave the blotting paper users in the dust and move into the future!

    26. A surreal iridescent mermaid scrunchie to elevate your daily (read: boring) ponytail or bun in a totally dreamy way. Leave it on your wrist as a pretty accessory too! It kinda looks like it came from underwater, no? Fit for a mermaid!

    the iridescent scrunchies in small and large

    27. A 100% natural geode kit because what's better for dealing with stress than literally breaking rocks? Plus, these have actual crystals inside, which are just the cherry on top! Maybe the crystals even have powers?

    hand holds up open geode

    28. An unconventional-looking clock to one up that old analog timekeeper in your home that doesn't even tick right.

    29. A Bésame Comsetics color-changing lipstick because it's the stuff of fairytales — though it appears blue, once you put it on, it adjusts to your lips' pH and "magically" changes to your perf shade of everyday pink, which can range from a light rose pink to a darker magenta! Now you don't need to worry about finding your everyday color.

    30. A divine little garlic chopper that'll give you one less daunting task in the kitchen to worry about. Instead of using a knife, just roll this little guy! It saves you chopping time and prevents your hands from smelling like garlic after.

    reviewer holding chopper filled with chopped garlic

    31. A quirky and charming vintage "camper" birdhouse you can build and customize yourself to welcome your bird friends in the most "you" way. I assure you your bird friends will love their new abode.

    32. A rapid egg cooker that'll make you do a double take because of how many eggs it holds and how it simplifies every egg-based meal you set about to make, including omelets, scrambled eggs, poached eggs, hard-boiled — the works! Delightful, if you ask me.

    33. A dreamy Dear Dahlia eyeshadow palette infused with dahlia flower and inspired by rays of sunlight in a flower garden. With beautiful matte, shimmer, and glitter finishes, your eyes will sparkle like a magical golden fairy, and honestly, that's an aesthetic I can live with.

    34. A pack of vacuum bags for wondrously shrinking even your bulkiest clothes down so you can slip them under your bed or in small spaces. Enchanting, right? If your clothes never fit in your already overstuffed small closet and you've been looking for more space-efficient ways to store your seasonal clothing, this is it!

    35. A smartphone-vase hybrid that holds flowers like an old-fashioned vase but also holds your phone or Kindle or tablet because we're in the future now so no need for bland old vases. You can charge your device while it rests on this too! A truly modern win.

    You in absolute wonder at the laser projector: