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Dang she sounds salty she’s never been invited 🤣

I’d love to know (is there a link maybe?) when these books were banned because I was required to read ALL of these for class, and I only graduated ten years ago.

Good thing they can afford people to raise their kids for them because he is definitely not emotionally mature enough to be a parent.

I took my dog to the beach yesterday and we had the best time! We left at 8am and got to the beach by 9:30, and because it was a weekday during the school year, we had the entire beach to ourselves until we left at 1pm! No kids running and screaming, no other dogs that may have been… Read More

And I’ll try to close my windows before it gets too smelly, but sometimes I don’t notice until it’s already creeped in

I live on a second floor apartment, the lady that lives below and one over, will walk across other neighbors grass patches (there’s a sidewalk right next to them, with a hedge in between the sidewalk and the grass patches. And these grass patches are considered their “yards”, as they… Read More

2 is one of my biggest pet peeves ever. Forget about which direction the roll should be facing, I couldn’t care less. Just PUT IT ON THE ROLL. You can do it in the same swift motion you’re already doing to put it on top, flick your wrists for literally FOUR SECONDS and the job is… Read More

100% grounds for divorce. What’s the legal term? “Irreconcilable differences” ?

I sincerely hope you are not comparing vaginal discharge to men intentionally not cleaning their ass.

Ok 8 is pretty hilarious too 🤣 my grandma used to be like that too! Anywhere we went, even at the grocery store! Dont worry lady, you’re gonna start having uncontrollable farts soon too!