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    27 Things All People With A Lisp Go Through

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    1. When people find out you have a lisp they will make you say certain words to prove it.

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    2. And your instant reaction will be:

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    3. Which means they’re going to laugh at you.

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    4. Initially your confidence will be crushed.

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    5. You’ll look at other people talking with ease and envy the hell out of them.

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    6. “Why God! Why have you put this curse upon me?!”

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    7. You will try and cure it.

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    8. No seriously. You’ll put endless hours into researching how to get rid of your lisp, but to no avail.

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    9. You wonder why the hell didn’t your parents send you to speech therapy when you were younger.

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    10. You then continue to question your parents’ evil motives when they decided to give you a name with an “S” in it.

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    11. You end up going to therapy, but it’s too late. You should have done this when you were younger.

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    12. You think the guy who put an “S” in “lisp” is a total piece of shit.

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    13. During your teenage years you will connect with kids who have temporary lisps from their retainers and braces.

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    14. You finally have someone to connect with!

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    15. Until they inevitably get them taken off leaving you by yourself, once again.

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    16. You accidentally spit on people when you talk.

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    17. No seriously, this will happen a lot.

    18. You develop a fear of answering the phone, especially at work.

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    “Good afternoon Thunglatheth Hut, Nicholath Thpeaking.”

    Translation: Good afternoon Sunglasses Hut, Nicholas speaking.

    19. Having your 8th grade science teacher make you do a speech on “photosynthesis.”

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    20. You’ll be compared to Daffy Duck far too often.

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    21. Finally after years of negativity you will slowly start to accept your lisp.

    22. You will start to find out about successful people who have lisps, like Jay Leno.

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    23. Drew Barrymore.

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    24. Olympian Michael Phelps.

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    25. Sean Connery, who is the ultimate boss.

    26. And Anthony Kiedis of The Red Hot Chilli Peppers.

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    27. If you have a lisp it also means you probably have a large tongue, which has its...advantages.

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    28. It slowly dawns on you that having a lisp is kinda awesome. It makes you unique, it gives you character, and it makes you cute as fuck.

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