OK, let's take a second to point out the obvious here: older men are hot as hell. Here's some solid evidence if you're unconvinced.
29. Steve Coogan
Why he's hot: Steve Coogan is basically a modern-day Peter Sellers and is sure to make you laugh all the way to the bedroom.
28. Liam Neeson
Why he's hot: Liam will make you swoon with his Irish ruggedness. He's over 60 and still kicking some MAJOR ass. He looks better doing it than most of the younger men in Hollywood.
27. Giancarlo Esposito
Why he's hot: Giancarlo Esposito is an ideal man, tbh. He might've frightened you as Gus Fring in Breaking Bad, but that doesn't mean you didn't find that villainy super hot. He definitely knows how to scare you in all of the right places.
26. Stephen Colbert
Why he's hot: Stephen charmed you with his wit for so many years while he was on The Colbert Report. He's smart, totally has a SUPER SEXY new beard, and his eyebrow game is seriously on point. He's a total dreamboat.
25. John Stamos
Why he's hot: Have mercy! John Stamos is Greek, obviously, which means he knows how to have a good time. He's one hell of an exotic hunk with his luscious black hair, piercing eyes, and killer smile.
24. Stanley Tucci
Why he's hot: Stanley Tucci would totally shower you with kisses. He’s a man’s man and a versatile actor and director — which means there’s so many possibilities for fun in the bedroom.
23. Jason Isaacs
Why he's hot: Mmm-hmm, Jason Isaacs is going to slither into bed and keep you warm at night. ~Bad boy 4 life~
22. Djimon Hounsou
Why he's hot: Djimon Hounsou is incredibly irresistible. He’s the strong, silent type, and will totally whisk you away on endless adventures to other galaxies.
21. Daniel Dae Kim
Why he's hot: Daniel Dae Kim is outrageously good-looking. He stole your heart in Lost and ever since you've been crossing your fingers hoping to get stranded on an island with him one day. There's so much that could happen when you have an entire island to yourself...
20. Viggo Mortensen
Why he's hot: Viggo Mortensen is the king of the infamous come-hither look. He's that special kind of sword-swinging, horseback-riding kind of hot. You need him in your life.
19. Irrfan Khan
Why he's hot: Irrfan Khan will turn you on within a matter of seconds with his sultry stare, delicious curls, and wicked dance moves. It would literally be heaven on earth to get stuck on a boat with this fine gentleman.
18. Daniel Craig
Why he's hot: Daniel Craig is basically a perfect-looking man. He revolutionized the way you see 007. You can definitely watch him kicking ass all damn day.
17. Daniel Day-Lewis
Why he's hot: Daniel Day-Lewis is super irresistible. He’s a man of many faces and is guaranteed to turn you on — even as Abe Lincoln.
16. Simon Pegg
Why he's hot: Simon Pegg is bound to please every nerd with his English wit, charisma, and downright adorableness. He's the sexy chap you'd want on your team during a zombie apocalypse.
15. Pierce Brosnan
Why he's hot: Pierce Brosnan is the only man you need to share martinis with. He'll always be there to protect you against the baddies while smooth-talking you into bed. Is that a gun or is he just happy to see you?
14. Ken Watanabe
Why he's hot: Ken Watanabe is one of the only men who looks incredibly dapper in a range of period clothes. He'll kick ass, and also seduce you with his impressive sword skills. He's definitely the only man you'd want to see in your dreams. He can Incept you any damn time.
13. Javier Bardem
Why he's hot: Javier Bardem is one of the most gorgeous men you'll ever see. I mean...who wouldn't want to be a part of that threesome in Vicky Cristina Barcelona?
12. Mads Mikkelsen
Why he's hot: Mads Mikkelsen is going to mesmerize you with his beauty while cooking you one hell of a fine meal for dinner. Who cares if he ~might~ be a cannibal, you'll still get to spend the whole night with him. <3
11. Gary Oldman
Why he's hot: Gary Oldman is totally thinking about all the naughty things he'll do to you. He's Sirius Black and Dracula, for fuck's sake, of course he's hot as hell.
10. Jesse L. Martin
Why he's hot: Jesse L. Martin has been making you swoon since the first time you saw him in Law and Order. His smile is infectious. You know he has some top secret songs saved for that special alone time.
9. Ralph Fiennes
Why he's hot: He can make anyone thirsty just by giving a simple look. He's managed to turn you on by playing deliciously evil characters and heartwarming hunks. He's practically perfect in every way.
8. Peter Capaldi
Why he's hot: Peter Capaldi is too busy saving the world as the Doctor to truly realize how attractive he is. Added bonus: You can ask him to talk dirty to you whenever you want.
7. Brad Pitt
Why he's hot: Brad Pitt is an ultra stylish hunk. He's a badass father, talented actor, and just plain sexy. What's not to love about him? Damn.
6. Hugh Jackman
Why he's hot: Sweet baby Jesus, Hugh Jackman is literally killing the middle-aged game and tearing you apart with that smile. He's probably going to look the same in about 20 years, just like Wolverine.
5. Robert Downey Jr.
Why he's hot: Robert is the man of your dreams. There's basically no one else who looks ridiculously good looking in a suit of metal. His buns of steel will be sure to melt your heart in no time.
4. George Clooney
Why he's hot: Who hasn't fantasized about making out with Clooney at least once in their lives? He's proof men get sexier the older they get. He's never looked better.
3. Alan Rickman
Age: 69 ;)
Why he's hot: Alan Rickman is contemplating what sensual thing to whisper in your ear next. For your sake we hope it's some Shakespeare.
2. Jeff Goldblum
Why he's hot: Life...uh...certainly finds a way for this sexy man. Jesus, if you want to get eaten alive, it might as well be with Jeff Goldblum.
1. Colin Firth
Why he's hot: Colin Firth will always be Mr. Darcy in your heart. Plus, he's got that irresistible smolder. Your sexual awakening wouldn't be the same without him.