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    *gruff SpongeBob sailor voice* We're on a 'bator hunt, and don't think we don't know how to weeeeeed 'em out. 😜

    1. A hefty 8-inch stainless-steel dildo that offers a delectable weight and feeling if you want to treat yourself (or lover) to a unique sort of pleasure.

    This stainless-steel beauty weighs 2 pounds, so you'll definitely feel it.

    Promising reviews: "Hits the P-Spot perfectly!!! Also great for the wife's G-Spot!!!! Would highly recommend for solo play and for couples!!!!" —James C.

    "Product will make your partner squirt. I would recommend pairing this with a magic wand as well. Problem my girlfriend and I encountered is it’s actually too intense for her, and now she requires to be tied up, so I had to make a follow up trip to HomeDepot. Solid rating at 5/5, will spice up your intimacy time." —M. Allen

    Get it from Amazon for $72.

    2. An adorable (and waterproof) bullet vibrator with 10 settings and a discreet design, so you can bring ~good vibes~ with you on the road. Not to mention, this petite prince has over 4,000 5-star ratings from very happy customers.

    Promising review: "Buy it NOW. You absolutely cannot go wrong for the price. Shipped discretely (box inside Amazon box wrapped in black plastic) (not that I cared). Buy this gift for you, your gf, your wife — would make a great gift for a bachelorette party, divorce party, or just for fun for yourself. Strong vibration. Nice color (deep purple). Not too loud. Love the brand." —Lenore Barnhill

    Get it from Amazon for $10.28.

    Here's even more bullet vibrators if you're wanting to keep it discreet.

    3. A rose-shaped clitoral stimulator equipped with 10 powerful vibration functions and a splash-proof silicone design, just in case things get a little...wet. A rose that never dies and delivers an orgasm? Yes please!

    Red rose-shaped vibrator
    Peepshow Toys

    Enough people asked me, a sex toy writer, about the Rose that I finally decided to try it. Um, this thing is POWERFUL. The Rose is very easy to hold in the palm of your hand or place in your panties if you wanted. I really enjoyed it, and it definitely delivers a lot of squirm for its size...10 functions is more than enough. 😅 I would encourage using a water-based lube liberally around the opening of the toy, which is what I did, so the pulsation intensities aren't too much for the sensitive clit. Also, clean it thoroughly with a toy cleaner or antibacterial soap — those little petals can be difficult. 

    Promising reviews: "This is the first and only toy that has made me squirt! I didn’t know it was possible!! Gift yourself, and all of your girlfriends. It’s a must-have." —Flowerchild

    "I never write reviews… But this truly got the job done!!! When I tell you it took less than five minutes! I definitely underestimated this toy. You really need this; it’s a game changer!" —Emily B.

    Get it from Peepshow Toys for $41.99 (originally $59.99; currently only available in red).

    Peepshow Toys is an immigrant-owned sex toy boutique that promotes sex-positivity and education by only selling products created with body-safe and non-toxic materials.

    4. A sleek and silky prostate massager boasting ten vibration modes for you to cycle through with your partner using the app or wireless remote control to deliver dual stimulation to the prostate and perineum.

    Couple in shower holding black prostate massager
    We-Vibe

    Promising reviews: "This is the best toy, once you try this your ass you will get addicted. Nice and powerful, hits the perfect spot, and nice during sex or sitting on a chair rocking your hips. Makes your load huge when you come and gives you a powerful orgasm. I had to try a real cock after and now love the feeling. It's also amazing for the G-spot and clitoris my wife and her friends love it in them with my cock at the same time as well, it really vibrates both genitals." —Anonymous

    "This was my first entry into prostate play and I wanted something that was approachable in size but also had vibrations in case I needed a little extra help and boy did it deliver. This is a rumbling vibrator and I love that the app allows you to fully customize both the inside and outside massager motors so that you get the exact vibrations to take you over the edge. This is great for both solo and partner play even when my wife is in another state we can have app sessions to stay connected. I also find that it helps me last longer and have stronger orgasms while having sex. It’s a pricey toy but the quality and power of the rumbly vibes make it a favorite of ours." —Anonymous

    Get it from We-Vibe or Amazon for $139.

    5. A miniature wand vibrator with 20 vibration patterns and eight speed intensities, making a great gift for yourself if you constantly (and proudly) bring up your preference for clit or tip stim. This wand is right up your alley.

    Promising reviews: "Loved everything about this product. Feels amazing for me and my wife. That's right, I said me — a man. My wife will use this on my shaft and near the forbidden cavern. All I can say is it’s cumtastic. For my wife she loves all the different modes it offers. I recommend this to everyone I know. #makesexgreatagain" —Dylan Ellis

    "I never had the courage to buy myself something like this. But wow I am glad I did. There are like 20 pulse options, and vibration strength options. I love that the rounded top is flexible and soft. It can move around and it’s comfortable. Don’t be like me and overthink it. Just BUY IT! You deserve it and so does your punani. 🌸" —Happy Woman

    Get it from Amazon for $19.95+ (available in five colors).

    If you want to see more wand vibrators, don't worry, we've got you.

    6. The scintillating Satisfyer Pro 2, which is basically the most popular clitoral sex toy on Amazon with over 40,000 5-⭐️ ratings (and 7,000 reviews to tell you why). Anyways, this iconic air pulse toy delivers mind-blowing pleasure and gratuitous orgasms with 11 powerful intensities.

    Hand holding purple suction vibrator
    Negesti Kaudo / BuzzFeed

    BTW — this Amazon favorite sex toy is a big hit with Trans users who've experienced bottom growth, and there's also a more in-depth review written by an Intersex Male person, if you're interested.

    Promising reviews: "There aren't many reviews on here from trans men, so I thought I'd throw my opinion out there in case there are other guys out there looking for something to spice things up. This toy is heavenly. It works well on many different parts of the body, and I have had fun exploring different places to try it: clitoris, nipples, etc. I love the simplicity of the vibration settings. You can turn the vibration up one level at a time, making it easy to build up to a climax slowly, or you can jump up multiple levels and get things done quickly, if that's your thing. I am so glad I bought this toy, and when this one finally dies I will buy another one. I've had it for a couple of months and it's held up great. 12/10 seriously recommend this product for anybody with a clitoris. You will NOT regret it." —a. b.

    "Before this toy aka bae, I was a hoe. I've taken the steps to admit it and do something about it. Today, I can proudly say bae has cured me of my hoe-ly ways. This is the equivalent of the best head you ever had from somebody and taking that person's mouth home with you. Idk about you but I related heavily when Drake said 'I just want sum head in a comfortable bed, it could all be so simple.' 😍🥰 Life Is Good." —Dominique

    Get it from Amazon for $39.95 (available in three colors).

    7. The Float by Goodful Wellness, which is a slim bullet vibe designed with an ergonomic curve to fit effortlessly in your hand for feel-good exploration of erogenous zones with 10 powerful vibration settings. Now, you can do all the hands stuff with a little backup power.

    Model holding purple palm-sized vibrator
    Purple vibrator next to green box
    Hustler Hollywood

    This sleek vibe from BuzzFeed's Goodful Wellness line is waterproof and created with body-safe silicone, meaning it pairs perfectly with your favorite water-based lubricant.

    Get it from Hustler Hollywood or Goodful Wellness for $40.

    And here's a bunch more sex toys that'll basically do all the work if you hate fingering.

    8. A super squishy plug for any anal aficionado hoping to take their play up a notch. The Oxball plugs' wide kidney design offers a comfortable fit, and the flared T-shaped base allows for effortless removal.

    Model holding large blue butt plug
    Model with assortment of blue butt plugs in various sizes
    Peepshow Toys, @peepshowtoys / Via www.instagram.com

    The XS plug measures 2.75 inches long and 1.3 inches wide at its max; and the XL plug is 5.75 inches long and 2.7 inches at its widest point.

    Promising reviews: "This was my first 'luxury' toy purchase for my rear. I’ve had several other butt plugs, but none have compared to these. I’m not a pro but knew I could handle at least the small, so that’s what I went with. I’ll admit I was intimidated at first. I warmed up slightly and found this was much easier to get in than a traditional tapered plug. I love the squish, and it sits perfect between my cheeks. The only thing I’m sad about is I’m too shy to tell people I know how great these are. Thanks for making a great product and allowing Peep Show Toys to sell it!" —Derek

    "I'm definitely pleased with this sparkly blue butt plug (medium size). Despite the blunt shape and substantial dimensions, it's easier to insert than I expected. Once inserted, the shape and softness is very comfortable, and provides a nice full feeling. This butt plug stays in place easily, the base is quite comfortable between the cheeks, and the silicone has just enough firmness to provide some pleasant prostate stimulation. I've found a new favorite in the Ergo Soft Blueballs Silicone Butt Plug." —J.

    Get it from Peepshow Toys for $36.99+ (available in five sizes).

    9. A discreet wearable egg vibrator that won't clash with your favorite lingerie and will get you off with seven vibration modes and or personalized patterns using the Bluetooth app. You don't even have to invite bae over to use this toy because of the long-distance option!

    Pink egg-shaped vibrator next to cell phone
    gif of egg-shaped vibrator in water to demonstrate strength
    Amazon, Lovense

    The ergonomic egg shape means this discreet vibe stays put, so you can wear it out and about (if that's your thing) and control the vibrations effortlessly from your phone. No one would suspect a thing and with a five-hour battery life...this toy can probably outlast you.

    Promising reviews: "App works great super powerful and quiet. All I had to do was send an invite to my bf and he instantly was able to connect and control this thing. AMAZING!!" —Rachael M.

    "I use mine on Chaturbate mostly. Connects super easily, which was something I was worried about. The app is easy to use and this device works great for me on Chaturbate. Super comfy, sometimes I forget I have it in." —Vallaria

    Get it from Amazon for $129.

    10. A luxury G-spot vibrator inspired by Cleopatra herself with a seductive design that boasts PulseWave technology to pulsate ad caress your favorite spot with a curved tip. This toy also includes an innovative sleeve to transform it into a clitoral suction vibrator.

    Red g-spot vibrator on green velvet blanket
    Green g-spot vibrator with air pulse sleeve
    Zalo

    This vibe offers eight fully customizable vibration modes and app-connectivity if you're interested in long-distance or remote play. It also heats to 107 degrees F for a unique sensation!

    Promising reviews: "It took me little while how to use it properly but after reading instruction everything was super easy. The pulse wave technology feels amazing. The wide base keeps massager inserted just enough to hold in place. Perfect G-spot hands free massage." —J.K.

    "This is the best G-spot toy I have ever used! It hits your G-spot like a pro and it delivers an amazing orgasm. This is my love love toy. Well done Zalo for thinking about a woman's body. FIRE!" —Marney

    Get it from Zalo or Amazon for $149 (available in three colors).

    11. An automatic masturbator that boasts seven vibrating settings to deliver thrilling sensations while you stroke, so you can get off effortlessly...literally.

    Blue realistic stroker
    Amazon

    Promising reviews: "Comfortable to hold, this masturbator is perfect to slide into, fitting over the glans and the first couple of inches of the shafts. The range of vibrations gives an excellent hand job, resulting in an explosive orgasm." —Samantha Cobbs

    "After it arrived, I charged it up, teased myself a little, and almost exploded in minutes, so I stopped and went a took a really hot shower. I started again after getting out. The texture inside the stroker and the different settings drove me wild for almost 10 minutes, and I could not take anymore. I kept stroking and came again about six minutes later and was spent!!! NICE stroker!!!" —Elena Esposito

    Get it from Amazon for $59.99+ (also available with suction).

    12. A rabbit vibrator inspired by Fifty Shades that satisfies with 36 different vibrating combinations and dual motors for simultaneous external and internal stimulation.

    Black rabbit vibrator in water
    Lovehoney

    This rabbit vibrator weighs in at 10 inches long with an insertable length of 5.5 inches and soft, silky, body-safe silicone that's submersible, offering thrilling rumbles as you play. If Christian Grey had a penis that did all of these things, could you really blame Anastasia for falling for him?

    Promising review: "My friend told me to buy this and that she orgasms in 40 seconds. I didn’t believe her, first time trying this I left a big wet patch on my grey sheets. I’m not even a huge toy fan but this has me wanting to use it every night! I love it!!" —Cookie

    "I don’t think I was prepared for how amazing this actually is. You can orgasm in seconds if you’re not careful. The vibrations feel amazing. Me and my husband love using this, especially when he’s in my ass. There are literally no words — you’ll be seeing stars." —LaLaa

    Get it from Lovehoney for $99.99 or Amazon for $69.99.