My friend was meeting a guy from Tinder for first time and went over to his apartment. He told her the door was open and to just go in when she arrived. She got to the apartment and opened the door to the dude sitting on his couch naked, jerking off.
Against all odds, and common…
I, along with two friends, ordered a “pretzel breakfast sammy” that was basically just a breakfast sandwich on a pretzel bun. It came with hollandaise sauce but we all asked for the sauce on the side.
The server brought us three giant pretzels, like the kind they have at the ballpark,…
I was trying to go grab a bag of chips to munch on before bed, but the lights were off and I tripped over my laptop chord. I flew foreword and hit my chin on the laptop screen. The screen shattered and pieces of glass were stuck in my chin. I ate my chips while I wanted for the ambulance.…
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