MostlyApples

I am good with not being your friend.

I feel like it's gotten worse (or at least more blatant) in the last 20 years or so. Not to say it wasn't a problem beforehand. I think it also often manifests a bit differently to the US. This allows us to dismiss our problems as "at least we're not as bad as America" or "we're… Read More

Admittedly, we play a number of these up for all they're worth. Especially the obscure slang.

Me neither, and while I'm sure there are plenty of people who have had wonderful bridesmaid experiences, I can't say I really regret it, after reading these stories.

Can the lady in #10 please marry me? I mean, I'm already married to someone else, but I'm sure we can make it work.

Yeah, teenage me had some new and exciting thoughts about Gary Oldman as Dracula that the brief talk about the facts of life I had received in grade seven did *not* equip me to deal with.

"But if Bill Skarsgard can make people want to fuck Pennywise the Dancing Clown..." Look, I don't want to kink shame, but... [tilts head to one side, inserts funnel into ear and attempts to pour bleach into brain]

Yeah, but that wasn't an option on the quiz. Like MLB16, I just leave my clothes next to the bed.

RIP

I'm mad at #10, because I was a teenager in '90s and my family couldn't afford most of that crap. Also, everything smelled of stale cigarette smoke, the radio was just Achy Breaky Heart playing in an endless loop, and I lived in rural Australia and we only got like, 2 TV channels… Read More