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This person who wouldn't take a sick day after literally dying:
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This person who won't let ANYTHING disrupt the grind:
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This person who couldn't help but announce their marriage with a work-related metaphor:
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This person who seemed to think food is literally just fuel, like, in a mechanical way:
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And this person who, I also suspect, thought of human bodies as machines:
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This person who couldn't even watch a movie without thinking about work:
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And this person who thought watching movies was a waste of time:
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This person who couldn't even help himself from adding a work-related lesson to his political rant:
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This person who used a deadly heat wave to make a point about "pushing in extreme conditions":
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This person who thought that being successful is as easy as "rewiring your brain" and that "rewiring your brain" is a "life hack":
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This person who prioritized work over his kids — but all under the guise that he was actually prioritizing his kids:
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This person who saw a pigeon and, like any normal person, took a selfie with it and posted it on LinkedIn:
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This person who said they purposely make things more difficult for themselves to, I assume, be able to grind harder:
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This person who noticed how nice the lobby was where they were VACATIONING and thought, "Ahh, yes, the perfect workspace":
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This person who couldn't even call their time off a "vacation" — it's a "think week," and it's, of course, a work-related learning experience:
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And finally, this father who passed his hustle expertise down to his son:
