If you just had the absolute worst week ever, just think about...
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The person who gave their stairs a nice, decorative layer of garbage:
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The person who might have made a tiny mistake:
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The person who I hope likes their corn well done:
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The person who got a nice mouthful of delicious soap:
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The person who's going to get well acquainted with the back of the seat in front of them:
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The person who loves their cat very much, I'm sure:
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The person who'll be enjoying some dessert fried rice tonight:
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The person who is experiencing some pretty heavy sfortuna right now:
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The person who had a little trouble with the creatures of the deep:
10.
The person whose grapes no longer belong to them:
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The person whose TV is running on pure sugar:
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The person who will be enjoyin' some good old-fashioned grilled spatula tonight:
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The person who just turned the most disrespected age there is:
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The person whose plate found a new home:
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The person who got an extra-special gift with their new car:
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The person who experienced a true fruit tragedy:
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The person who got a fun souvenir from the dentist:
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The person whose car was straight chomped on:
19.
The person whose eggs are possessed by some malevolent spirits:
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And the person whose rice served a purpose no one ever wants their rice to serve:
