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17 Michael Scott Quotes That Would Definitely Get A Regular Boss Fired

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Today, marks four years since fans said their goodbyes to the hilarious Dunder Mifflin staff. So, why not celebrate with a list dedicated to TV's craziest boss: Michael Scott from The Office!

There's no way any boss would be able to get away with the stuff Michael did without some type of punishment. So, let's take a look back at some of his most outlandish quotes:


7. "You were nothing but great to your hoe and you told her that she was the only hoe for you, that she was better than all the other hoes in the world. And then suddenly...she's not yo' hoe no mo'."

8. "My Indian culture seminar was going great, until Toby decided that he was too immature to deal with culturally explicit images. It's just sex, people! Everybody does it! I'm doing it with Carol...probably tonight!"


11. "Hug it out, bitch. That is what men say to each other after a fight. They hug it out and in doing so they just let it go, walk away, and they're done. Not a good idea to say that to a woman, however, I have found. Doesn't translate."

13. "Hey Pam? All that stuff with Kevin... pretty scary. I'm thinking next time you're in the shower, you should check yourself out, you know, give yourself an exam. Those things are like ticking time-bags."

15. "There are certain things a boss does not share with his employees. His salary, that would depress them. His bed. And I am not going to tell them that I will be reading their emails."

16. "You'll notice I didn't have anybody being Arab. I thought that would be too explosive, no pun intended. But I just thought, 'too soon' for Arabs. Maybe next year. The ball's in their court."


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