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17 Michael Scott Quotes That Would Definitely Get A Regular Boss Fired

Only at Dunder Mifflin....

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There's no way any boss would be able to get away with the stuff Michael did without some type of punishment. So, let's take a look back at some of his most outlandish quotes:

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8. "My Indian culture seminar was going great, until Toby decided that he was too immature to deal with culturally explicit images. It's just sex, people! Everybody does it! I'm doing it with Carol...probably tonight!"

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11. "Hug it out, bitch. That is what men say to each other after a fight. They hug it out and in doing so they just let it go, walk away, and they're done. Not a good idea to say that to a woman, however, I have found. Doesn't translate."

13. "Hey Pam? All that stuff with Kevin... pretty scary. I'm thinking next time you're in the shower, you should check yourself out, you know, give yourself an exam. Those things are like ticking time-bags."

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