So, unless you've been living under a rock or have enough self-respect to not watch political debates, you've heard about Ted Cruz slamming what he calls "New York values":
What exactly are "New York values"? Well, they're something no one should have, obviously.
1.New York values are not giving a fuck on the subway:
2.Or on the street:
3.They're about generosity during a marathon:
4.Or during a rainstorm:
5.They're about sharing some music:
6.Sharing a game of monopoly:
7.Sharing the gift of song:
8.Or sharing your sick Jet Ski moves:
9.They're about coming together for people in need:
10.Or pizza in need:
11.They're this:
12.This:
13.This:
14.And this:
15.New York values are about speaking your mind:
16.Anytime, any place:
17.They're about finding beauty in the little things:
18.And pigeons wearing bread:
19.They're about having love for local legends:
20.About everyone taking the exact same picture of the sunset but secretly enjoying it:
21.And, to sum it up, New York values are basically this guy personified:
