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21 Reasons Why No One Should Have New York Values

No, really.

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So, unless you've been living under a rock or have enough self-respect to not watch political debates, you've heard about Ted Cruz slamming what he calls "New York values":

What exactly are "New York values"? Well, they're something no one should have, obviously.

1. New York values are not giving a fuck on the subway:

2. Or on the street:

3. They're about generosity during a marathon:

4. Or during a rainstorm:

5. They're about sharing some music:

6. Sharing a game of monopoly:

7. Sharing the gift of song:

8. Or sharing your sick Jet Ski moves:

9. They're about coming together for people in need:

10. Or pizza in need:

11. They're this:

12. This:

13. This:

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14. And this:

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15. New York values are about speaking your mind:

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16. Anytime, any place:

17. They're about finding beauty in the little things:

18. And pigeons wearing bread:

19. They're about having love for local legends:

20. About everyone taking the exact same picture of the sunset but secretly enjoying it:

21. And, to sum it up, New York values are basically this guy personified:

That's what they are.
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That's what they are.

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