LET ME START OFF BY SAYING, I wouldn’t wish this on ANYONE…
BUT WHAT CAN WE DO?! NOTHING.
NOW THAT BEING SAID…
The following is a list of things that are way better than them having a baby together…
2. Dressing and styling your hair like Billy Ray Cyrus for a year.
3. Dressing and styling your hair like Ryan Seacrest in the mid-2000s for like 3 years.
9. Having Hugh Jackman’s long hair forever. Also those pants.
12. Being Sisqo.
14. Being put into a headlock by a shirtless Fat Joe.
19. Non-ironically wearing JC Chasez’s jacket.
25. And lastly, having to go back to middle school and perpetually living there.
Life sucks and the world is such a harsh place.
- BuzzFeed News has identified the 4th member of an ISIS cell that beheaded 27 hostages. His mother tells the family's story.
- Greek police have begun clearing Europe's largest informal refugee camp on its border with Macedonia.
- Donald Trump has repeatedly panned the 2011 U.S. action in Libya. But that year, he blasted Obama for not targeting Qaddafi sooner.