LET ME START OFF BY SAYING, I wouldn’t wish this on ANYONE…
BUT WHAT CAN WE DO?! NOTHING.
NOW THAT BEING SAID…
The following is a list of things that are way better than them having a baby together…
2. Dressing and styling your hair like Billy Ray Cyrus for a year.
3. Dressing and styling your hair like Ryan Seacrest in the mid-2000s for like 3 years.
9. Having Hugh Jackman’s long hair forever. Also those pants.
12. Being Sisqo.
14. Being put into a headlock by a shirtless Fat Joe.
19. Non-ironically wearing JC Chasez’s jacket.
25. And lastly, having to go back to middle school and perpetually living there.
Life sucks and the world is such a harsh place.
- Donald Trump promised insurance for everyone this weekend, but Senate Republicans say they assume he misspoke.
- President Barack Obama shortened Chelsea Manning's 35-year sentence for leaking documents to WikiLeaks. She'll be freed in May.
- Blue Lies Matter: Video finally proved that police officers lie — and why they get away with it.
- A Toronto man is on a mission to bathe at a different stranger's house every day this month. And so far, so good 🛀