38. Kevin Farley, 2Gether
AKA Chris Farley’s twin.
37. Nick Carter, BSB
He has the worst hair.
36. Donnie Wahlberg, New Kids On The Block
He has fake hair.
35. Chris Kirkpatrick, NSYNC
Lives in Orlando, has a girlfriend, apparently produces music. Doesn’t have braids anymore.
34. Mark Barry, BBMak
Mark works as a personal trainer in the UK.
33. Raz B, B2K
He was in “You Got Served”.
32. Jacob Underwood, O-Town
He doesn’t have dreadlocks anymore.
31. Ashley Parker Angel, O-Town
Ashley Parker Angel was the only member of O-Town who wasn’t down for a reunion. He has a kid, brown hair, and a shitty haircut.
30. Kevin Richardson, BSB
Kevin recently re-joined the Backstreet Boys.
29. Joey Fatone, NSYNC
Joey Fatone is the guest of The Price Is Right Live! at Bally’s in Las Vegas. His beard is grey.
27. Noah Bastian, 2Gether
His boyfriend is on the left.
26. Brian Litrell, BSB
Brian has 2 kids and a wife. He ends every tweet with “chirp”.
25. Danny Wood, New Kids On The Block
24. Omarion, B2K
He released an album 2 years ago called “Ollusion”.
23. Drew Lachey, 98 Degrees
He also has 2 kids and a wife.
22. Alex Solowitz, 2Gether
He just filmed a movie called “Buttwhistle”.
21. JC Chasez, NSYNC
He’s kind of a douche on those MTV dance shows.
20. Trevor Guthrie, Soul Decision
He uploaded a song on MySpace in 2009. That’s about it.
19. Jordan Knight, New Kids On The Block
18. Isaac Hanson, Hanson
He has 2 kids.
17. Zac Hanson, Hanson
He has 2 kids.
16. Taylor Hanson, Hanson
He has 5 kids.
15. AJ McClean, BSB
AJ just got engaged and is expecting his first child. He still has really bad tattoos.
14. Trevor Penick, O-Town
No more fro.
13. Jonathan Knight, New Kids On The Block
Came out of the closet a few years ago.
12. Devin Lima, LFO
Apparently he’s playing guitar in bushes. He also cuts hair.
11. Lance Bass, NSYNC
Lance Bass always has hot boyfriends.
10. Evan Farmer, 2Gether
Apparently he hosts the Top 20 countdown on CMT.
9. Ste McNally, BBMak
4th one from the right. He’s the lead singer of a band called 10 Reasons To Live.
8. Howie D, BSB
He also has a wife and kid.
7. Erik Michael Estrada, O-Town
Looks exactly the same.
6. Nick Lachey, 98 Degrees
He hosts stuff.
5. Jeff Timmons, 98 Degrees
4. Christian Burns, BBMak
He’s a singer and was on X-Factor in the UK or something.
3. Dan Miller, O-Town
He’s on the right. He has a beard. He’s really hot.
2. Justin Timberlake, NSYNC
Apparently he’s STILL trying to be an actor. He would be number 1 if he got a haircut.
1. Joey McIntyre, New Kids On The Block
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