DO: Carry around a horse on a stick.
DON'T: Hide drugs in it. They'll check.
DO: Wear a handkerchief to hide your face from all the dust.
DON'T: Wear a chair around your head to block you from the dust.
DO: Draw something cool on the walls around Bonnaroo.
DON'T: Draw something made out of toothpaste.
DO: Pretend to be a unicorn and pop balloons with your unicorn head.
DON'T: Wait in a really long line just for a free t-shirt.
DON'T: Hold up a bunch of noodles tied together during a concert.
DO: Carry around a tiny umbrella.
DON'T: Carry around a giant umbrella.
DO: Learn your tent names.
DON'T: Pass out outside a tent.
DO: Take advantage of free shade.
DON'T: Buy cigarettes. They are $16.
DO: Wash your feet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DON'T: Wash in the fountain.
Also don't cover yourself in dirt:
DO: Bring a mini foot stool if you are really short.
DON'T: Sit down in the middle of a crowd during a concert.
Also don't take video the entire concert.
DON'T: GO JOGGING IN THE MORNING, YOU ARE AT A MUSIC FESTIVAL.
DO: Check out the creepy bobble heads.
DON'T: Stare at this one for too long.
DO: Play with one of these things. They're fun.
DON'T: Just twirl two hula hoops around.
DO: Take your picture in the Little Hippy cardboard cutout.
DON'T: Be the creepy old guy that wants to see boobs and wears weird pants.
DON'T: Listen to these guys.
DO: Draw a octopus fighting a whale on a drum.
DON'T: Walk around wearing an inner tube.
DO: Hang out in the fountain during the day.
DON'T: Wear jeans in the fountain at night. Yuck.
DON'T: Get henna wings drawn on your back.
DO: Relax in the cabanas around the grounds.
DON'T: Pass out on the ground.
DO: Shave designs into your body hair.
DON'T: forget sunscreen! ESPECIALLY if you're wearing overalls.
DON'T: Trust a wizard in a green cape.
DO: Drink LOTS of water. Fill up at the water stations around the grounds.
DON'T: Kick around a soccer ball.
DO: Ride the Ferris Wheel.
DON'T: Go to the other ferris wheel on the other side of the grounds. There is a Jesus Camp.
DO: Buy vodka if it comes with free face painting.
DON'T: Get hypnotized by someone wearing a glowing Jason mask and cat ears.
DO: Wonder why someone made a frozen yogurt truck called YOLO.
DON'T: Carry around a humongous drum.
DO: Go to the silent disco.
DON'T: Get caught staring at the "I Love Vagina" tent.
And last but certainly not least, NEVER do a shot out of a plastic bag.