2.
You talk to your plants.
3.
You say you "just can't go out like you used to" even though you're like 26.
4.
You have a favorite mug.
5.
It makes you irrationally mad when kids born in 1998 identify as "'90s kids."
6.
You either have a Dyson or dream of having a Dyson.
7.
Your Dyson is one of your greatest purchases ever.
8.
You're cold right now.
9.
You love your Kindle but won't give up physical books because you love the way they feel.
10.
Sometimes you buy the newspaper.
11.
You feel good about yourself when someone asks you where you got something and you say "oh, on Etsy."
12.
You make a really good homemade salad dressing.
13.
You have looked up how to bullet journal, tried it, but gave it up because it's too complicated.
14.
You make to-do lists.
16.
You're depressed "Friends" is leaving Netflix so you're currently watching it as much as possible.
17.
You're really good at snacks.
18.
Everyone loves your trail-mix.
19.
You can't remember the last time you stayed out passed 11.
20.
Netflix is always judging you.
21.
You're excited for Love Actually season.
22.
You've watched Love Actually this year already.
23.
Your favorite thing about Halloween is Hocus Pocus.
24.
You leave bars because they're "too loud" and you "can't hear the conversation."
25.
You have a love/hate relationship with HGTV because you are constantly being sucked into House Hunters marathons.
26.
You dream of owning a Nespresso machine, KitchenAid stand mixer, and a Vitamix.
27.
You've mastered the power nap.
28.
You say you "just can't do music festivals anymore" even though you've never been to one in the first place.
29.
You tell people that cutting cable was the "best decision you've ever made."
30.
You still have your childhood CD collection because you don't know what to do with it (but feel bad throwing it out).
33.
You have no idea what TikTok is.
34.
You still use Pinterest.
35.
And you have a collection of metal straws.
