For Everyone Personally Devastated About Tabitha The Goat
Tabitha, my sweet. WE HARDLY KNEW YE.
It happened so quickly. We weren't ready for it. Life can be so cruel.
Tabitha may have only been a goat that appeared in one episode for about seven minutes total, but in that seven minutes, she captured our hearts.
Tabitha, sweet Tabitha, the way you chewed that grass.
The way you opened your mouth, gently soothing our troubled hearts.
Your charisma. Your charm. That twinkle in your little goat eyes.
JUST IMAGINE WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN?!
But alas, the good zombie Lord works in mysterious ways, and we know you're in a better place.
Here that day. But gone too soon. I am Tabitha. You are Tabitha. We are all Tabitha.
Sweet, sweet Tabitha, if there is a heaven for goats (which I'm sure there is) then I know you are there eating grass and kicking ass.
Maybe someday we can all learn to Let It Goat.
But now, Tabitha my sweet, you join the company of legends.
Looking down on us from above.
See you in goat heaven, T.
And you never know, they might give you a 90-minute episode devoted to your backstory. One can only hope. <3
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