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    44 Extremely Specific Things That Scream "I Was The Rich Friend"

    The American dream is owning a "garage fridge" and filling it with Snapples in glass bottles.

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    1. A refrigerator that looked like a cabinet:

    A dark cherry wood paneled fridge

    The glorious camouflaged fridge.

    2. A trash drawer that was also a cabinet:

    Wood paneled trash drawer

    Everything's a cabinet to rich people.

    3. A bed that looked like a car:

    A red car bed frame

    And it wasn't even comfortable.

    4. Beverages in glass bottles:

    A bottle of apple flavored Snapple

    Individual glass bottles of Snapple is a level of rich I aspire to be.

    5. A *WORKING* air hockey table:

    A air hockey table with a black background

    Anyone could own an air hockey table but only the 1% had an actual working one.

    6. A very large SUV

    A white SUV parked on the street

    Comically big.

    7. Any sort of surround sound system, something that usually looked like this:

    A 5-speaker surround sound system

    This also came with like three remotes. The more remotes = the more rich.

    8. A Tivo (before you even heard of DVRs):

    A TIVO

    9. A purse that had your first initial on it:

    Screams Mean Girls.

    10. A "mudroom" with some sort of cabinet or built-in that looked like this:

    A white wood cabinet with a bench in the middle of it

    The bench is luxury.

    11. A zip line:

    Little girl on a zip line

    Extremely dangerous and a huge liability but if you had a zipline you could definitely afford the legal fees.

    12. A large wooden playhouse:

    A pinewood playhouse in front of a lot of flowers

    I still want one of these and I'm in my thirties.

    13. A tub like this in the parent's en suite:

    A large bath tub in the corner covered with white tile
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    A very large bathtub surrounded by tiling.

    14. A trampoline:

    A kid jumping on a trampoline in the backyard

    Everyone from the neighborhood wanted to jump on it. Everyone from the neighbor got injured falling off it.

    15. A subscription to any magazine, but especially Nickelodeon magazine:

    A collection Nick magazines

    I still dream about "Nickelodeon Magazine, PLEASE."

    16. A large collection of chunky VHS tapes:

    A stack of VHS clam shell movies

    What a beautiful, gorgeous stack of plastic.

    17. A model-train room:

    model trains on the floor

    A room for a toy train.

    18. A Princess Diana Beanie Baby:

    A Princess Diana purple Beanie Baby toy

    The epitome of wealth.

    19. A pile of Uggs at the door:


    Nothing says "rich friend group" like a pile of Uggs at the door.

    20. A pinball machine:

    A Pirates of the Caribbean-themed pinball machine

    21. A car with a TV on the back of the seat:

    A portable DVD player attached to the back of a car seat playing a movie

    Before phones, there were car TVs.

    22. A giant teddy bear:

    A kid hugging a giant teddy bear

    Tacky... but definitely a symbol of wealth.

    23. A fountain:

    Rich people had fountains.

    24. A framed portrait of their dog that they clearly had a photo shoot for:

    A Dalmatian on a red chair in a photo
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    25. A painting of their dog:

    Water color painting of a Schnauzer
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    Bonus points if the dog looked like an old British man.

    26. Fancy ice cream loaves:

    Screen shot of a Viennetta ice cream cake

    Ooh la la.

    27. An assortment of food you would only find at a baseball concession stand:

    Choco Tacos, Chipwitches, and Big League Chew.

    28. Individually wrapped assortment of chips:

    Basically a in-real-life vending machine.

    29. Fancy sodas you've never even heard of before:

    Jones sodas

    Blue, green, and orange colors with very American sounding names like "Jones" and "Smith."

    30. Multiple American Girl dolls:

    A collection of 10 American Girl dolls

    The Rolls-Royce of dolls.

    31. A DDR set:

    The pad for Dance Dance Revolution

    Your rich friend basically had a mall inside their house.

    32. Yogurt you put candy in:

    Instagram: @retrostorage

    Because I'm pretty sure only your rich friend bought this stuff.

    33. Kudos:

    The "healthy" candy bar.

    34. A computer that looked like this:

    A 2003 iMac
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    Some space-age looking iMac.

    35. A piano room:

    A baby grand piano in a room

    No one ever actually went in the piano room because no one actually played the piano.

    36. A bottle of J.Lo's Glow perfume:


    That bottle belongs in a Lourve.

    37. A bowl of Andes mints:

    38. A second refrigerator in the garage or basement just for beverages:

    A white fridge in a garage

    Filled with glass Snapples and diet Pepsi probably.

    39. A very thick TV:

    A giant '90s TV

    Probably the most "rich friend" thing on this list.

    40. Sharper Image air purifiers in every bedroom:

    Sharper Image anything could be on this list.

    41. A series of professionally taken photos of the entire family (all wearing the matching outfits) that lined the hallway:

    A photo of a family mom, dad, and two sons all wearing blue jeans and white shirts
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    Also, they were always outside!

    42. Any kind of ice cream with bubblegum eyes:

    Two hands holding Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ice cream pops

    A combination that never even made sense.

    43. A Coach wristlet:

    A monogrammed Coach bag from the 2000s

    Screams "dad bought me a Jetta for my 16th birthday."

    44. And lastly, a robotic animal:

    A robot dog
    Twitter: @The90sLife

    No one actually owned one of these even though we include it in every BuzzFeed list.

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