back to top

39 People That Will Mean Absolutely Nothing To Kids Under 19

Presented how I would describe them to today's youth.

Posted on

Presented how I would describe them to today's youth.

1. "That one girl Beyoncé kicked out of Destiny's Child."

Getty Images

2. "That other girl who Beyoncé kicked out of Destiny's Child."

Getty Images

3. "That random guy who married Britney Spears for five minutes in Las Vegas."

US Weekly
Advertisement

4. "That poor woman who was bullied by her own child on that MTV show."

MTV

5. "Tommy Hilfiger's daughter and her friend that smoked a ton of cigs and complained about being rich all the time."

MTV

6. "The guy who got a record deal because he couldn't sing...but like, the whole situation was pretty fucked up and kind of mean. It was a weird time."

Koch

7. "The guy who lied to a bunch of women about having a million dollars and the women kind of believed him because everyone is awful and he was pretty."

Fox
Advertisement

8. "She forced renovations on people. It was cool when the people liked them...but it was always better when they didn't."

TLC

9. "These people were on a show about rich teens. I don't remember any of their names."

Stephen Shugerman / Getty Images

10. "He was THE white guy in a music video."

11. "They were famous for being fake Russian lesbians."

Getty Images
Advertisement

12. "The guy who knew how to dance to 'You Drive Me Crazy' and 'Bye Bye Bye.'"

Razor & Tie

13. "The skinny guy from that underrated movie, Road Trip."

Dan Steinberg / Getty Images

14. "She danced with a pole in the desert and somehow got invited to do 'Lady Marmalade.'"

15. "She was named after a vitamin and I cried to her song when I graduated middle school."

Getty Images
Advertisement

16. "People just voted for him because of his hair."

Getty Images

17. "He sang about this thing called 'nookie.'"

Robert Mora / Getty Images

18. "They let the dogs out, which actually is a fucked up euphemism for unattractive women. Problematic, I know."

Chris Weeks / Getty Images

19. "He played basketball, once dated Madonna, and like really loves North Korea."

Stephen Lovekin / Getty Images
Advertisement

20. "Their name was literally the Lite Funky Ones."

21. "He was a shitty brother, but I'm sure he's a fine fellow IRL."

Fox

22. "A DJ who was in a Britney Spears music video."

Getty Images

23. "They were in a shit ton of Disney movies too. They also were a contributing factor to my gayness."

Disney
Advertisement

24. "A group of hot British guys that were also a contributing factor to my gayness."

Getty Images

25. "He surfed, was rich, and also kinda a douche...still hot."

Evan Agostini / Getty Images

26. "He sang about butterflies."

27. "He was in a shit ton of Disney original movies."

Disney
Advertisement

28. "You know Slater, but that's the Doritos girl."

Chris Weeks / Getty Images

29. "He wrestled and then became governor of Minnesota, I think."

Joyce Naltchayan / AFP / Getty Images

30. "Do not get it confused, she was NOT just another dumb blonde."

31. "Honestly, just one of the greatest girl groups of all time! Look it up!"

Scott Gries / Getty Images
Advertisement

32. "A girl group with like two hits. Blame P. Diddy for their irrelevancy."

Scott Gries / Getty Images

33. "Invented guido-ing."

Paul Hawthorne / Getty Images

34. "She went to the moon in 1969."

Disney

35. "Generally, he was a pretty sad person."

Disney
Advertisement

36. "He was really into Holiday Inns."

Capitol

37. "The greatest television psychic of all time!"

38. "She invented Kris Jenner-ing, but couldn't keep it up."

Evan Agostini / Getty Images

And...

39. "The Snapple lady."

Snapple