1.This "I'am going to a birthday party at Libby Liu" tease:
2.This "end of the year middle school water park trip" look:
3.This "my jeans are dragging on the ground" look:
4.This "my faux JNCO jeans are on the floor, I am a human mop" look:
5.This "seriously all the bottoms of my jeans are frayed and dirty, and I am constantly tripping on them" look:
6.This "these jeans are so low, I don't think I can sit down in them" look:
7.This "early hover-hand paired with her Uncle Vito's bowling cap*" look:
8.This "straight-off the mannequin at Express" look:
9.This light blue dress that I'm pretty sure my friend Virginia wore to a Spring Fling dance sophomore year, then her dog got it, and this is where it ended up:
10.This like seriously cuffed jeans, early Ed Hardy-inspired look: