The Internet Is Going Wild Over Kate Middleton Disappearance Conspiracy Theories, And Here Are 33 Of The Most Absurd Memes About It

It's a wild time to be online.

The internet is currently infatuated with two things: the hilariously awful Willy Wonka experience, and the whereabouts of Kate Middleton.

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My timeline is FULL of conspiracy theories about where the Duchess of Cambridge has been.

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It all started when Prince William canceled an appearance at his godfather's memorial service for "personal reasons."

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Meanwhile, Kate hasn't been seen for months because she's recovering from abdominal surgery.

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That amounted to TONS of speculation about her disappearance, and now people are creating their own conspiracy theories about the whole thing.

“yeh so basically Kate Middleton hasn’t been seen in months like she’s actually missing. word on the conspiracy street is that she’s doing 1 of many things - gone for a BBL, growing out her bangs, lost at the Wonka experience. also she’s possibly banksy x” pic.twitter.com/y1JqXmRZ5u

— Aliyana G (@Aliyana567) February 28, 2024

Twitter: @Aliyana567

FWIW, the Royal Palace has come out and said, "[The] Princess of Wales, who is recovering from abdominal surgery, continues to be doing well."

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That statement hasn't stopped all of the speculating.

The only two credible theories for where the Princess of Wales is pic.twitter.com/ojuw8ogaF4

— Declan Cashin (@Tweet_Dec) February 28, 2024

Twitter: @Tweet_Dec

Some people think the Royal Family did her in.

What did Prince William do and when did he do it?😭 pic.twitter.com/eQ67BfgLdj

— Queens R. Made (@QueenRMade1) February 28, 2024

Twitter: @QueenRMade1

Some people believe she is Banksy.

not a single banksy since kate middleton disappeared. coincidence?

— Lucy (@LMAsaysno) February 27, 2024

Twitter: @LMAsaysno

Other people think she got bangs and is waiting for them to grow out.

My favorite Kate Middleton theory so far is that she got bangs and is waiting for them to grow out 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

— Taylor 🌻 (@itsmet_19) February 28, 2024

Twitter: @itsmet_19

There's a faction of people who think she is recovering from BBL surgery.

Kate Middleton in the Buckingham palace dungeon hearing the press outside ask about her getting a BBL #KateMiddleton pic.twitter.com/s3Waz0sw4U

— Tyler (@cheesybeans23) February 28, 2024

Twitter: @cheesybeans23

The whole thing is so absurd.

Just fell into the 'where is Kate Middleton' rabbit hole pic.twitter.com/1X8CGu1Ajf

— Jaimi Tyrrell (@Jaimi_Tyrrell) February 27, 2024

NBC/ Twitter: @Jaimi_Tyrrell

Because this is all everyone is talking about right now, here are some of the wackiest tweets about Kate Middleton's disappearance...

1.

adding another Kate Middleton theory to my list with every tweet I scroll pic.twitter.com/LBwf4Q1Zzd

— Jamie Paimon (@jamieepounder) February 27, 2024

WWE/ Twitter: @jamieepounder

2.

What if Kate Middleton has pulled a Gone Girl? 🫢🫢🫢 pic.twitter.com/Lbgg4861lV

— Ekdum Filmy 🏳️‍🌈 | Free 🇵🇸 (@ThisisLLN) February 28, 2024

20th Century Fox/ Twitter: @ThisisLLN

3.

There is only one person who can find Kate Middleton pic.twitter.com/nw1OEE8L65

— IAmMommaK (@cking0827) February 28, 2024

NBC/ Twitter: @cking0827

4.

Me: not a fan of conspiracy theories

Me: not a fan of the royal family

Me: pic.twitter.com/YhWKcQ8B8J

— SHANE REACTION (@imshanereaction) February 27, 2024

Sky News/ Twitter: @imshanereaction

5.

Waiting for my wife to hurry up and get home so I can tell her about my Kate Middleton conspiracy theories pic.twitter.com/5k4RVt91u5

— KP (@jtboiN7) February 28, 2024

VH1/ Twitter: @jtboiN7

6.

I honestly don’t give a shit where Kate Middleton is but I highly enjoy conspiracy Twitter. pic.twitter.com/tla24SQoxX

— J.C. Manto 🍉 (@mantoLDN) February 27, 2024

BBC/ Twitter: @mantoLDN

7.

No one knows where the hell Kate Middleton is and the conspiracy theories are running rampant.

We just need to tell the K-Pop stans that she said something foul about one of their faves and they’ll find her in 24 hours! pic.twitter.com/AymnDPomXV

— ✨ Ed 🤦🏽‍♂️ ✨ (@eddluxe) February 27, 2024

World of Wonder/ Twitter: @eddluxe

8.

Kate Middleton when she returns and reveals her buccal fat removal results pic.twitter.com/NU2RdCokG4

— Tara Gráinne Ní Chonghaile (@TaraGrace_) February 28, 2024

NBC/ Twitter: @TaraGrace_

9.

Kate Middleton reappearing pic.twitter.com/DivsHxXfC1

— Matt (@Yuncle1) February 28, 2024

HBO/ Twitter: @Yuncle1

10.

Only one person can find Kate Middleton now pic.twitter.com/1C6egwJ8Zj

— Jaryd (@JarydHeadley) February 27, 2024

Fox/ Twitter: @JarydHeadley

11.

When people ask me why i’m obsessed with finding out where Kate Middleton is pic.twitter.com/rlrrtoKWXe

— Carly Dossick (@DossickCarly) February 28, 2024

ABC/ Twitter: @DossickCarly

12.

SO KATE MIDDLETON HASN’T BEEN SEEN IN MONTHS AND I HAVE MY THEORIES pic.twitter.com/TcJ2Rlfjnd

— Adam (@adamgreattweet) February 28, 2024

Twitter: @adamgreattweet

13.

Kate Middleton’s real name is Carmen Sandiego and that’s why you’ll never find her pic.twitter.com/NVTPJeVr9M

— ikanread (@ikanread) February 28, 2024

Twitter: @ikanread

14.

Kate Middleton before she hopped over the Kensington Palace walls and ran off in to the night pic.twitter.com/hRCFGZ19GI

— Sharon Bitchell-Watts 💙🐝🇵🇸 (@comagirlx) February 27, 2024

Channel 5/ Twitter: @comagirlx

15.

me looking into kate middleton disappearance pic.twitter.com/Ldxl7t5BJZ

— ivy (@ohhhhherewego) February 27, 2024

Twitter: @ohhhhherewego

16.

Me arriving at Buckingham Palace to investigate Kate Middleton’s whereabouts pic.twitter.com/kHFWWiM39A

— oliver (@ScarletGaga_) February 28, 2024

Twitter: @ScarletGaga_

17.

Trying to make sense of these Kate Middleton conspiracies…. pic.twitter.com/o6qkBCn2by

— Ryan White (@RyanWhite05) February 27, 2024

Twitter: @RyanWhite05

18.

me trying to understand the whole kate middleton thing

pic.twitter.com/IaGmeWK3ld

— RoseIII. (@enrose671) February 28, 2024

Twitter: @enrose671

19.

i'm so out of the loop when it comes to the royal family but what do you mean kate middleton hasn't been seen in public since december??? pic.twitter.com/VTHNIzSYRd

— ish ✨️ (@wickdlovely) February 27, 2024

Court TV/ Twitter: @wickdlovely

20.

The entire planet right now:
“Where the heck is Kate Middleton?”

The Royal Family: pic.twitter.com/1M1ShDqYoO

— Robin (@goody2shoes_72) February 28, 2024

Max/ Twitter: @goody2shoes_72

21.

Me reading all the kooky Kate Middleton conspiracy theories on Twitter. pic.twitter.com/ewbTPeqNYl

— Chris (@BeavenMustoe) February 27, 2024

Nickelodeon/ Twitter: @BeavenMustoe

22.

me with my morning coffee deep diving into the kate middleton conspiracy theories as if I don’t have any work to do. pic.twitter.com/LcUUUXfZ82

— chloe⁴⁴ (@chloeteamlh) February 28, 2024

Max/ Twitter: @chloeteamlh

23.

Streets saying kate middleton is now a runaway princess??

pic.twitter.com/HOdO1aRJis

— cami ☆ (@womensfilms) February 28, 2024

Max/ Twitter: @womensfilms

24.

The entire planet right now:

“Erm.. Where is Kate Middleton?”

The Royal Family: pic.twitter.com/U35eWiLyWG

— Benjamin James (@BenJames566811) February 28, 2024

Twitter: @BenJames566811

25.

Kate Middleton when she’s finally seen for the first time since December pic.twitter.com/uGdG0AJhVK

— callum 💜🩶🤎🤍 (@CalFromTheVault) February 27, 2024

World of Wonder/ Twitter: @CalFromTheVault

26.

Kate Middleton leaving the house for the first time next month with her new BBL pic.twitter.com/5u1tUtFVuk

— Joe (@jrdzvl) February 27, 2024

Fox/ Twitter: @jrdzvl

27.

Huge if true. pic.twitter.com/HmDUyDttmR

— No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) February 27, 2024

Twitter: @NoContextBrits

28.

ready to dive into this kate middleton drama cause i fully believe that’s not avril lavigne either pic.twitter.com/laLFBuUzJ5

— 🤍who’s afraid of little old bri🖋️ (@brianduuuh) February 28, 2024

Twitter: @brianduuuh

29.

me trying to explain Kate Middleton and the Willy Wonka experience to my friends after spiraling pic.twitter.com/9C1S1u5yyo

— liv (@__aliviaa) February 28, 2024

Twitter: @__aliviaa

30.

Kate Middleton's reaction immediately before being locked up in the Tower: pic.twitter.com/DrnVmBXQEX

— Marc 🌹🏳️‍🌈🚍 (@MarcWinsland) February 28, 2024

Twitter: @MarcWinsland

31.

whatever's happening to kate middleton / the royals,
we all know that meghan and harry are sat watching it all unfold like 👀☕️ pic.twitter.com/gG4sm3SuvM

— steph 🌙 (@stephcclaire) February 28, 2024

Twitter: @stephcclaire

32.

Kate Middleton reading that she’s now working as an Oompa Loompa with a BBL in Glasgow. pic.twitter.com/7HbMrq4yTd

— Jamie Boyle (@JamieSBoyle) February 28, 2024

Twitter: @JamieSBoyle

33. And lastly...

Kate Middleton after seeing she is trending on Twitter for her disappearance
pic.twitter.com/A1nm3NdAzw

— 𝒄𝒓𝒊𝒔.🌹 (@ekoclover_) February 28, 2024

Twitter: @ekoclover_