Here's Everyone John Mayer Has Apparently Ever Dated, And I Totally Forgot About Some Of These Relationships

    It's like a who's who of famous 2000s women.

    John Mayer is back in the news for his dating history!

    John onstage with a guitar

    In case you didn't know, John is somewhat of an infamous dater.

    John performing onstage as he points to the crowd

    He's kind of like the original Pete Davidson.

    Close-up of John

    But now he's done with dating!

    John in a Rock Out! T-shirt

    He told the Call Me Daddy podcast why he doesn't really date anymore. "I don’t really date. I don’t think that I have to, to be quite honest," he said.

    John onstage with a guitar

    "I quit drinking like six years ago, so I don’t have the liquid courage. I just have dry courage," he said.

    Close-up of John smiling

    Sooo, because he's had a particularly rich and famous dating history, let's look at everyone he's ever dated...

    John in a suit and tie

    In the early 2000s, John apparently dated Vanessa Carlton.

    John onstage and looking at Vanessa as they stand with James Taylor and Yo Yo Ma

    It didn't last long...

    The pair onstage

    ...and then he started dating Jennifer Love Hewitt.

    They're walking on the street and holding hands

    They broke up after a super-brief relationship in 2002.

    Close-up of John and Jennifer

    Next up, John dated Jessica Simpson on and off in 2006 and 2007.

    John and Jessica standing close together

    You'll probably remember John's 2010 Playboy interview where he described sex with Jessica as "sexual napalm."

    John and Jessica standing close together

    "Sexually, it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm," he said.

    Jessica and John standing close together

    Jess responded to these comments in her 2020 memoir: "He was the most loyal person on the planet, and when I read that he wasn’t, that was it for me. I erased his number. He made it easy for me to walk away.”

    John and Jessica sitting close together

    John apparently broke up with Jessica nine times, and each time was over email(!!!).

    Jessica looking up at John

    In 2007, John had a fling with Cameron Diaz.

    Close-up of Cameron

    It was right after Cameron broke up with Justin Timberlake, and People magazine said the two were spotted being "super flirty."

    Cameron on the red carpet

    In 2007, John also dated Minka Kelly.

    John and Minka sitting in the audience at a sports event

    They took some really flirty pics at a Knicks game and "quietly" broke up in early 2008.

    John and Minka seated and looking at each other

    Next up, we have another Jen.

    John and a very young Justin Bieber

    I'm obviously talking about Jennifer Aniston.

    John and Jen embracing

    They dated for about a year in 2008.

    John and Jen sitting together, embracing, and looking at each other

    John told Playboy, "That woman was the most communicative, sweetest, kindest person."

    Jen and John looking at each other

    Taylor Swift came around in 2009.

    John and Taylor onstage together

    They apparently dated in 2009 and 2010, and Taylor had a song about him called "Dear John" on her Speak Now album.

    John and Taylor standing close together

    In 2010, John was linked to Kim Kardashian.

    Kim on a talk show

    In 2011, John was allegedly spotted kissing Miley Cyrus backstage at the Grammys.

    Miley on the red carpet

    And then John dated Katy Perry.

    Katy and John sitting together

    They started dating in 2012.

    Katy holding John's arm as they sit together

    He told CBS News Sunday Morning, "For the first time in my life, I don't feel like I'm in a celebrity relationship."

    Close-up of Katy and John

    They ultimately broke up in 2015*.

    Katy and John high-fiving

    And that kind of ends it for a while.

    John at a podium

    In 2022, he was spotted having dinner with Kiernan Shipka.

    Kiernan smiling

    But that's really it! As we know now, John doesn't really date anymore.

    John in a long jacket