17 People You Won't Believe Are Somehow Older Than Ted Cruz

    This is weird.

    Like facts? Into trivia? Want to know something pretty crazy?

    Yup. Believe it or not, Ted Cruz is 45 years old.

    Want to know something even crazier?

    Yeah, of course you do.

    I know. I KNOW.

    OK, just in case you forgot, Ted Cruz is 45 YEARS OLD.

    That means:

    1. Jennifer Lopez...

    2. ...Diddy...

    3. ...Gwen Stefani...

    4. ... Zach Galifianakis...

    5. ...Jack Black...

    6. ...and MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY...

    All have one thing in common...

    All of them are older than Ted Cruz. GWEN STEFANI IS OLDER THAN TED CRUZ.

    Still not impressed?

    OK, HERE'S MORE.

    7. Dave Grohl...

    8. ...Jennifer Aniston...

    9. ...LL Cool J...

    10. ...Jamie Foxx...

    11. ...Owen Wilson...

    12. ...and Marilyn Manson.

    All of ’em are older than this guy:

    Not even being ageist — just, like any good politician, pointing out facts.

    13. Which means that Brad Pitt...

    14. ...Tom Cruise...

    15. ...Cuba Gooding Jr....

    16. ...Adam Sandler...

    17. ...and Will Smith...

    ...are all older than him:

    In conclusion,

    Ain't age weird?