How Gross Is Your Gross Sex List?

So, who's the grossest person you'd have sex with?

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As introduced on this week's episode of Broad City, a Gross Sex List is something everyone should have. For those who don't know, it's basically a list of the grossest celebrities that you'd CONSIDER having sex with.

Complete our checklist to find out just how gross your Gross Sex List is, you filthy, filthy person.

  1. 1. Check off everyone you would, EVEN SLIGHTLY, consider having sex with.

    David Blaine
    Howie Mandel
    Fat Drew Carey
    Skinny Drew Carey
    Robin Williams
    Stu Pickles
    Scott Baio
    Carrot Top
    Macklemore
    Modern day Mickey Rourke
    Lil Jon
    Steven Tyler
    Vladimir Putin
    Dane Cook
    Either one of the Mythbusters
    Nigel Thornberry
    Jeff Foxworthy
    Fred Durst
    Scott Stapp
    Teller From "Penn And Teller"
    Bono
    Bill Cosby
    Carlos Mencia
    Ja Rule pre-jail
    Ja Rule post-jail
    Chris Kirkpatrick
    David Copperfield
    The lead singer from The Barenaked Ladies
    Al Gore
    Pat Sajack
    Dr. Sanjay Gupta
    Riff Raff
    Seth McFarlane
    "Weird Al" Yankovic
    Guy Fieri
    Justin Bieber's dad
    Meatloaf
    Regis Philbin
    Steve-O
    Harvey Levin
    Young Danny Devito
    Billy Ray Cyrus
    Ross from "Friends"
    Kramer
    Dustin Diamond
    Clay Aiken
    Gilbert Gottfried
    Mel Gibson in "Passion Of The Christ"
    Flavor Flav
    Will.i.am
    Bret Michaels
    a DJ
    Mitt Romney
    Joel & Benji Madden
    Gordon Ramsay
    Any United States President before Barack Obama
    Robin Thicke
    Chuck Norris
    Joel Osteen
    Simon Cowell
    Anyone who was a cast member on VH1's legendary "I Love New York" show
    Dr. Phil
    Buzz Lightyear
    Woody (also from "Toy Story")
    Ray Romano
    The Allstate Commercial Guy
    Flo Rida
    Pitbull
    Judge Joe Brown
    Hulk Hogan
    Anyone from "Duck Dynasty"
    Tony The Tiger
    Captain Crunch
    Skrillex
    Jon Gosselin 5 years ago
    Steve Wilkos
    Jimmy Buffett
    Tim Allen
    Kenny G
    Anyone in Korn
    Mark McGrath
    Cesar Milan
    Alex Trebek
    David Guetta
    Mark McGwire in 1998
    Bob Costas
    Dave Matthews
    Marc Anthony
    Vince the ShamWow Guy
    Criss Angel Mindfreak
    Michael Lohan
    Barney Rubble
    Simba when he's grown-up
    The Situation
    Hugh Hefner
    Adam Duritz
    Vanilla Ice
    Rob Schneider
    Kevin Federline
    Jesus

How Gross Is Your Gross Sex List?

COME ON. REALLY? THINK ABOUT THE STORIES YOU COULD TELL!!! Plus, you'd know Dr. Phil's dong size. Pretty cool.

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Yay! Not bad. You're not a total twisted freak who would have sex with a cartoon character. Or maybe you would but this isn't a slut-shaming environment so w/e. Not judging. YOU DO YOU!

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You probably checked half of them for the "story" you could tell after, which means you get it. It's about the story, not the sex. Plus, let's be honest: Young Danny Devito could GET IT.

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NOW WE'RE COOKIN'. You're most likely "a lady in the street but a freak in the bed." Do it for the Vine! I bet you Fred Durst would even lend you his hat after. ;)

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Get that gross ass. GET. THAT. GROSS. ASS. Congrats, bae! You are a sexually deviant GOD. Good for you. And if you picked Jesus, then I'll be seeing you in hell! Bless!

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