As introduced on this week's episode of Broad City, a Gross Sex List is something everyone should have. For those who don't know, it's basically a list of the grossest celebrities that you'd CONSIDER having sex with.
Complete our checklist to find out just how gross your Gross Sex List is, you filthy, filthy person.
David BlaineHowie MandelFat Drew CareySkinny Drew CareyRobin WilliamsStu PicklesScott BaioCarrot TopMacklemoreModern day Mickey RourkeLil JonSteven TylerVladimir PutinDane CookEither one of the MythbustersNigel ThornberryJeff FoxworthyFred DurstScott StappTeller From "Penn And Teller"BonoBill CosbyCarlos MenciaJa Rule pre-jailJa Rule post-jailChris KirkpatrickDavid CopperfieldThe lead singer from The Barenaked LadiesAl GorePat SajackDr. Sanjay GuptaRiff RaffSeth McFarlane"Weird Al" YankovicGuy FieriJustin Bieber's dadMeatloafRegis PhilbinSteve-OHarvey LevinYoung Danny DevitoBilly Ray CyrusRoss from "Friends"KramerDustin DiamondClay AikenGilbert GottfriedMel Gibson in "Passion Of The Christ"Flavor FlavWill.i.amBret Michaelsa DJMitt RomneyJoel & Benji MaddenGordon RamsayAny United States President before Barack ObamaRobin ThickeChuck NorrisJoel OsteenSimon CowellAnyone who was a cast member on VH1's legendary "I Love New York" showDr. PhilBuzz LightyearWoody (also from "Toy Story")Ray RomanoThe Allstate Commercial GuyFlo RidaPitbullJudge Joe BrownHulk HoganAnyone from "Duck Dynasty"Tony The TigerCaptain CrunchSkrillexJon Gosselin 5 years agoSteve WilkosJimmy BuffettTim AllenKenny GAnyone in KornMark McGrathCesar MilanAlex TrebekDavid GuettaMark McGwire in 1998Bob CostasDave MatthewsMarc AnthonyVince the ShamWow GuyCriss Angel MindfreakMichael LohanBarney RubbleSimba when he's grown-upThe SituationHugh HefnerAdam DuritzVanilla IceRob SchneiderKevin FederlineJesus
How Gross Is Your Gross Sex List?
COME ON. REALLY? THINK ABOUT THE STORIES YOU COULD TELL!!! Plus, you'd know Dr. Phil's dong size. Pretty cool.
Yay! Not bad. You're not a total twisted freak who would have sex with a cartoon character. Or maybe you would but this isn't a slut-shaming environment so w/e. Not judging. YOU DO YOU!
You probably checked half of them for the "story" you could tell after, which means you get it. It's about the story, not the sex. Plus, let's be honest: Young Danny Devito could GET IT.
NOW WE'RE COOKIN'. You're most likely "a lady in the street but a freak in the bed." Do it for the Vine! I bet you Fred Durst would even lend you his hat after. ;)
Get that gross ass. GET. THAT. GROSS. ASS. Congrats, bae! You are a sexually deviant GOD. Good for you. And if you picked Jesus, then I'll be seeing you in hell! Bless!