Gays Literally Yell Every. Single. Time. You Play These Songs

*"It's Britney, bitch" plays* *Gays stampede*

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1. "All I Want for Christmas Is You" by Mariah Carey

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Why this song is on this list: Because it's a spiritual experience when this song comes on after three or seven vodka sodas in the middle of July.

7. "Bad Romance" by Lady Gaga

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Why this song is on this list: Because there was a messy argument amongst gays about which Gaga song to put on this list, and I wanted "LoveGame," but the majority wanted "Bad Romance." Go figure.

26. "Candy" by Mandy Moore

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Why this song is on this list: Because I have never actually heard this song out, but I know many a gay who would prolapse at the sound of the "twinkles" in the beginning.

36. "I Will Survive" by Gloria Gaynor

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Why this song is on this list: Because every time this song plays a baby gay gets its metaphorical wings...yeah, I have no idea what that means.

46. "Teenage Dream" by Katy Perry

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Why this song is on this list: Because even though she is problematic, this is Katy's opus. She will never top it, especially with her new song "Boney Ape Tit."

50. "Super Bass" by Nicki Minaj

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Why this song is on this list: Because I swear to god, there's always some sort of competition when this song comes on over which queen knows the lyrics or not.

51. "Work From Home" by Fifth Harmony

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Why this song is on this list: Because I have never in my life seen so many twinks lose their damn minds as last year at pride when this came on.

And here's the Spotify playlist:

This post was inspired by this Spoti playlist: Girls Literally Yell Every Time You Play These Songs.