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    Updated on Jan 22, 2019. Posted on May 12, 2017

    Gays Literally Yell Every. Single. Time. You Play These Songs

    *"It's Britney, bitch" plays* *Gays stampede*

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    1. "All I Want for Christmas Is You" by Mariah Carey

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    Why this song is on this list: Because it's a spiritual experience when this song comes on after three or seven vodka sodas in the middle of July.

    2. "Lady Marmalade" by Christina Aguilera, Mya, Lil' Kim, and Pink

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    Why this song is on this list: Because every time this song plays I become infinitely gayer.

    3. "Dancing on My Own" by Robyn

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    Why this song is on this list: Because imagine if it fucking wasn't.

    4. "212" by Azealia Banks

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    Why this song is on this list: Because sometimes you just need to mute the fact that something is problematic and enjoy a good song. I guess?

    5. "All for You" by Janet Jackson

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    Why this song is on this list: Because "EDIT, 4, 3, 2, 1."

    6. "Always Be My Baby" by Mariah Carey

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    Why this song is on this list: Because somewhere in that very special section of homo heaven, this song is playing.

    7. "Bad Romance" by Lady Gaga

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    Why this song is on this list: Because there was a messy argument amongst gays about which Gaga song to put on this list, and I wanted "LoveGame," but the majority wanted "Bad Romance." Go figure.

    8. "Before He Cheats" by Carrie Underwood

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    Why this song is on this list: Because I've never met a gay who doesn't love singing that "white trash version of Shania karaoke" line.

    9. "It's Not Right But It's Okay (Thunderpuss Remix)" by Whitney Houston

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    Why this song is on this list: Because this is one of the most important remixes in gay history.

    10. "Believe" by Cher

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    Why this song is on this list: Because it's fucking CHER, dum-dee-dum.

    11. "The Boy Is Mine" by Brandy & Monica

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    Why this song is on this list: Because I've had friends get in legit fights over who is Brandy and who is Monica. Messy, messy, messy.

    12. "Say My Name" by Destiny's Child

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    Why this song is on this list: Because all your girls try to "freeze dance" whenever it plays (like the music video).

    13. "Man! I Feel Like a Woman" by Shania Twain

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    Why this song is on this list: Because the gay gasp that happens every time this song starts playing is deafening.

    14. "Love on Top" by Beyoncé

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    Why this song is on this list: Because it doesn't get pitchier than a bunch of queens on the dance floor trying to hit those final notes.

    15. "Get Me Bodied" by Beyoncé

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    Why this song is on this list: Because quite literally everyone starts busting out their Bey-choreo when this songs starts playing.

    16. "I'm a Slave 4 U" by Britney Spears

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    Why this song is on this list: Because every gay is suddenly a belly dancer when this comes on.

    17. "Work Bitch" by Britney Spears

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    Why this song is on this list: Because this the most non-relatable relatable song to gays.

    18. "Gimme More" by Britney Spears

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    Why this song is on this list: Because there is nothing more triggering to gays than "It's Britney, bitch."

    19. "Stars Are Blind" by Paris Hilton

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    Why this song is on this list: Because this song will be played at my funeral.

    20. "Rumors" by Lindsay Lohan

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    Why this song is on this list: Because drama. This song is drama and I'm here for it.

    21. "Break Free" by Ariana Grande

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    Why this song is on this list: Because every gay under the age of 26 would riot if it was not.

    22. "Into You" by Ariana Grande

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    Why this song is on this list: Because every gay under the age of 26 would literally murder me if it was not.

    23. "Buttons" by the Pussycat Dolls

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    Why this song is on this list: Because every gay has spilled their drink mid-grind channeling their inner Nicole Scherzingkfjlasdfj.

    24. "Call Me Maybe" by Carly Rae Jepsen

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    Why this song is on this list: Because poor Carly Rae. She deserves better.

    25. "Run Away With Me" by Carly Rae Jepsen

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    Why this song is on this list: Same as above.

    26. "Candy" by Mandy Moore

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    Why this song is on this list: Because I have never actually heard this song out, but I know many a gay who would prolapse at the sound of the "twinkles" in the beginning.

    27. "Can't Get You Out of My Head" by Kylie Minogue

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    Why this song is on this list: Because I've seen some dirty shit happen when this gets played.

    28. "Cool for the Summer" by Demi Lovato

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    Why this song is on this list: Because, "Shhh...don't tell your mother."

    29. "Damaged" by Danity Kane

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    Why this song is on this list: Because #JusticeForDanityKane.

    30. "Fergalicious" by Fergie

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    Why this song is on this list: Because if you're gay and you don't know all the verses then what are you even doing?!!

    31. "Finally" by CeCe Peniston

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    Why this song is on this list: Because the "old" queen at the bar tells you how they don't make classics like this anymore and you're like, "I KNOW."

    32. "Get Outta My Way" by Kylie Minogue

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    Why this song is on this list: Because America really dropped the ball on Kylie, and that just isn't fair.

    33. "He Wasn't Man Enough" by Toni Braxton

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    Why this song is on this list: Because that silver chain outfit in the music video is what dreams are made of.

    34. "Hollaback Girl" by Gwen Stefani

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    Why this song is on this list: Because it is truly insane how loud people scream-sing-spell the word "bananas."

    35. "I Wanna Dance With Somebody" by Whitney Houston

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    Why this song is on this list: Because quite frankly, it's a crowd-pleaser that sounds as good today as it did 30 years ago.

    36. "I Will Survive" by Gloria Gaynor

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    Why this song is on this list: Because every time this song plays a baby gay gets its metaphorical wings...yeah, I have no idea what that means.

    37. "Work" by Rihanna

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    Why this song is on this list: Because a certain kind of power comes over a gay's body when this plays.

    38. "Like a Prayer" by Madonna

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    Why this song is on this list: Because when this gets played it inevitably turns into the gayest sing-along ever.

    39. "My Neck, My Back" by Khia

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    Why this song is on this list: Because Khia is a legend. End of story.

    40. "No Scrubs" by TLC

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    Why this song is on this list: Because I once deleted Grindr after hearing this.

    41. "Work It" by Missy Elliott

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    Why this song is on this list: Because even though I don't have one, I still want to shave my metaphorical "chocha."

    42. "Party in the USA" by Miley Cyrus

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    Why this song is on this list: Because we are all country-ass Miley Cyrus when this song comes on.

    43. "Rude Boy" by Rihanna

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    Why this song is on this list: Because my hip popped out of its socket one time when this song was playing.

    44. "We Found Love" by Rihanna

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    Why this song is on this list: Because this is Rihanna's actual best song and music video.

    45. "Since U Been Gone" by Kelly Clarkson

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    Why this song is on this list: Because, seriously, fuh-uck men. Amiright, ladies?!

    46. "Teenage Dream" by Katy Perry

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    Why this song is on this list: Because even though she is problematic, this is Katy's opus. She will never top it, especially with her new song "Boney Ape Tit."

    47. "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls

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    Why this song is on this list: Because we've all seen *that girl* flub Mel B's verse and secretly judged them for it.

    48. "Say You'll Be There" by the Spice Girls

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    Why this song is on this list: Because the Spice Girls invented armography.

    49. "Waiting for Tonight" by Jennifer Lopez

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    Why this song is on this list: Because Mariah Carey wishes.

    50. "Super Bass" by Nicki Minaj

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    Why this song is on this list: Because I swear to god, there's always some sort of competition when this song comes on over which queen knows the lyrics or not.

    51. "Work From Home" by Fifth Harmony

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    Why this song is on this list: Because I have never in my life seen so many twinks lose their damn minds as last year at pride when this came on.

    And here's the Spotify playlist:

    This post was inspired by this Spoti playlist: Girls Literally Yell Every Time You Play These Songs.

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