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Updated on May 31, 2019. Posted on May 29, 2019

Dear Ed Sheeran, PLEASE NO

Get away from her!

Well, it's over.

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In today's "everything is tainted, gargoyles, psychics, FIND ME A CHURCH" news: Ed Sheeran has revealed he wants to ruin one of pop culture's most important moments.

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Yes, Ed Sheeran wants to make a male "Lady Marmalade" with Justin Bieber and Bruno Mars.

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He told Charlamagne tha God: “This project [his new collaborations album] actually started with one idea I had, which was — you remember 'Lady Marmalade,' right? This is such a silly idea — I had an idea of doing that, like you could get Bruno, Bieber, and me on a record; how fun would that be?"

How FUN would that be?!

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HOW FUN WOULD THAT BE?!

In the words of Demi Lovato:

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In the words of Thorgy Thor:

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In the words of Cher:

In the blinks of the blinking white guy:

In conclusion, some things are sacred and those things are the Mya, Lil' Kim, Pink, and Christina version of "Lady Marmalade," so let's keep it that way.

And for those in the comments, just let me have this ONE THING PLEASE.

CORRECTION

I called the 2001 "Lady Marmalade" the "original version," but meant the "original" collaboration version. That was a mistake of words and a crime against Patti LaBelle. Sorry.

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