And seriously, whatever happened to Hoku?! I'm concerned.
But today one mystery is finally solved — that mystery being what *exactly* happened the night Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and Britney Spears were together in *that* car.
This picture is more important than the Mona Lisa.
Anyway, Paris Hilton went on Andy Cohen's SiriusXM radio show and explained exactly what happened that night:
"Well, Britney and I went out for the night ... she [Lindsay] totally party-crashed."
She went on: "We were all at the Beverly Hills Hotel, at the bungalows at an afterparty, and then Britney and I wanted to leave to go home, and then she [Lindsay] started, like, chasing us and then squeezed into the car. It was literally a two-seater SLR ... she just squeezed in, and I didn't want to humiliate her in front of all the paparazzi and be like, 'Get out of my car,' so I was like, whatever."
Paris continued: "We went back to my house, and then Britney and I just went to sleep. And then, I don't know, Lindsay probably went to another party. ... There was no Uber back then, so she probably called a cab."
When asked if she was still friends with Lindsay, Paris said, "No ... just back in the day, we were friends, but she's just one of those people I don't really trust. I only like to be around positive energy and good people."
It's funny because even though Paris hates Lindsay, in 2017, Lindsay tweeted at Britney and Paris asking them to come to Mykonos.
I guess she never got the memo!
And there you have it: Lindsay crashed, no one actually really likes her, and Britney and Paris used to have sleepovers.
