1. Kylie Jenner having cereal and milk for the first time.
last night i had cereal with milk for the first time. life changing.
2. Kim Kardashian realizing things about cucumbers.
Thanks guys! I had no idea a pickle was really a cucumber! U guys totally confirmed it!
3. This tweet where Cher says hi to herself.
@cher hi
4. Oprah telling it like it is.
@tpa@y#m##@nyhn
5. Kim Kardashian using Britney Spears lyrics to declare her devotion to Kris Humphries.
I'm a slave for you... @KrisHumphries
6. Kevin Durant questioning everything while watching the History Channel.
I'm watching the History channel in the club and I'm wondering how do these people kno what's goin on on the sun..ain't nobody ever been
7. Drake's absolute worst lyric ever.
"If amazing was a young bitch I'd be going to jail...cause I'm fucking amazing" - Me
8. Kris Jenner being
I feel like there's a giant meatloaf inside of me
9. Kris Jenner sharting herself.
I just sharted myself. That's when u fart and u shit yourself on accident!
10. The time Lil Jon had to take a dump but was stuck behind a bus.
WAS RUSHIN HOME TO TAKE A DUMP AND GOT CAUGHT BEHIND A SCHOOL BUS DROPPIN KIDS OFF!! LONGEST 30MINS OF MY LIFFFEEEE!!
11. Justin Bieber loving an arm.
i love arm
12. Rupert Murdoch's I don't even know.
Po
13. Ashanti's fart tweet.
How many ladies aint scared 2 fart in front of ur man?
14. Macklemore's 9/11 tweet.
911...bush knocked down the towers
15. Britney Spears' climate change and Lady Gaga tweet.
Does anyone think global warming is a good thing? I love Lady Gaga. I think she's a really interesting artist.
16. Oprah saying something, I don't know what, about a man.
He
17. Kylie Jenner defining, once and for all, "Yolo."
[Y]ou [O]nly [L]ive [O]nce
18. Donald Trump telling Robert Pattinson to dump Kristen Stewart.
Everyone knows I am right that Robert Pattinson should dump Kristen Stewart. In a couple of years, he will thank me. Be smart, Robert.
19. Ludacris tweeting about orgasms.
Men if a woman says it's hard 4 her 2 have an orgasm from penetration, but easier from oral, do u please her or do u please yourself 1st?
20. Martha Stewart having something to say about "Oil."
OiI
21. Martha Stewart having something to say about the letter "r."
r
22. Martha Stewart literally just smashing her keyboard.
################@##@#p####
23. Martha Stewart, the letter "L," and a cow.
L
24. Justin Bieber asking chickens to love him.
If chickens could say love me love me that would be awsome.
25. Alec Baldwin's battle with a barista named JAY.
Starbucks on 93 and B'way. Uptight Queen barrista named JAY has an attitude problem.
26. Harry Style's painful dick.
Just used Deep Heat then went for a wee...A mistake has been made.
27.
And
28. Seth Rogen acknowledging his mom's tweet about her camel toe.
Jesus mom https://t.co/dJZPr2Y27o
29. Tyra Banks' releasing her bobbies.
...and that moment you release your bobbies from bra jail!
30. Sex gifs.
Sex gifs
31. Cher...idk?
Whats going on with mycareer
32. Diddy have a 36 hour tantric sex session.
For all those just tuning in. I'm 6 and half hrs in on a 36 hour tantric sex session. Welcome
33. Lady Gaga and "f."
f
34. And Cher and Joe?
Joe