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    These Are 100 Of The Funniest Celebrity Tweets Ever, And I'll Be Devastated If They're Ever Deleted

    I just don't know what I'll do if Kris Jenner's "there's a giant meatloaf inside of me" tweet ceases to exist.

    Twitter appears to be pretty messy right now.

    Like, people think it might actually not be around for much longer.

    So, before it could be gone, let's remember 100 of the best celebrity tweets of all time

    1. Post Malone's deep thought:

    Twitter: @postmalone

    2. James Blunt continuously roasting himself:

    Twitter: @JamesBlunt

    3. Kelly Clarkson talking about election night:

    Getty Images/ Twitter: @kellyclarkson

    4. Kylie Jenner having cereal with milk for the first time:

    last night i had cereal with milk for the first time. life changing.

    Twitter: @KylieJenner

    5. Ryan Reynolds calling out Hugh Jackman:

    Pretty sure those are protesters.

    Twitter: @vancityreynolds

    6. Nicki Minaj asking about ball size:

    Twitter: @NICKIMINAJ

    7. Sean Paul's pandemic tweet:

    In these covid times make sure u have the right temperature

    Twitter: @duttypaul

    8. Martha Stewart tweeting the letter "L" and a picture of a cow:

    Twitter: @MarthaStewart

    9. Cher's most iconic tweet ever:

    Twitter: @cher

    10. Dionne Warwick's feud with mayo:

    I am blocking this account.

    Twitter: @dionnewarwick

    11. Mariah Carey's kale chip confession:

    EXCLUSIVE: I also like dry kale chips 😂

    Getty Images/ Twitter: @MariahCarey

    12. Kris Jenner calling out People for not knowing how rich her daughter is:

    WOW wrong again!!!!! Their house is $60 MIL

    Twitter: @KrisJenner

    13. Ryan Reynolds trolling Blake Lively on her birthday:

    Just want to wish Billy Ray Cyrus the most special, magical birthday ever. I love you with all my heart. Also, Happy Birthday to my wife.

    Twitter: @VancityReynolds

    14. Cher yelling at someone who told her to sit on their face:

    @gagasapostle SIT ON YOU OWN DAMN FACE !! IM BUSY !!!

    Twitter: @cher

    15. Rupert Murdoch saying "Po":

    Twitter: @rupertmurdoch

    16. Kevin Durant's late night History Channel thoughts:

    I'm watching the History channel in the club and I'm wondering how do these people kno what's goin on on the sun..ain't nobody ever been

    Twitter: @KDTrey5

    17. Dolly Parton's red flags tweet:

    When her beauty is beyond compare with flaming locks of auburn hair 🚩🚩🚩

    Twitter: @DollyParton

    18. Kim Kardashian discovering what a pickle is:

    Thanks guys! I had no idea a pickle was really a cucumber! U guys totally confirmed it!

    Twitter: @KimKardashian

    19. James Blunt laughing at someone who thinks he's broke:

    Hahahahahahahahahaha! No.

    Twitter: @JamesBlunt

    20. Cole and Dylan Sprouse getting in this little tussle:

    .@colesprouse I don't remember actually. I was too busy carrying the show on my back

    Twitter: @dylansprouse

    21. Lady Gaga getting aggro about coupons:

    why do people look at me like I'm crazy when i use coupons at grocery or try bargaining at retail, IM FROM NEW YORK WHERE IS THE SALE RACK

    Twitter: @ladygaga

    22. Penn Badgley responding to people who love Joe on You:

    A: He is a murderer

    Twitter: @PennBadgley

    23. Justin Bieber's arm tweet:

    Twitter: @justinbieber

    24. Carrie Fisher's statement on homosexuality:

    Twitter: @carrieffisher

    25. James Blunt explaining how relevant he is:

    2006, actually. RT @K_Dick33: Why does James Blunt have a million followers? He stopped being relevant in 2009

    Twitter: @JamesBlunt

    26. Mindy Kaling's three favorite words:

    "feat. Sean Paul" are my three favorite words in the English language

    Twitter: @mindykaling

    27. Paris Hilton tweeting about losing her Blackberry a decade after they were popular:

    Hey friends, I lost my blackberry. 😢 So if your trying to reach me, then text me on one of my three iPhones. 💋

    Twitter: @ParisHilton

    28. Someone not knowing who Troye Sivan is:

    Lmaooooooo just when you start thinking you’re the shit they keep you humble

    Twitter: @troyesivan

    29. Conan O'Brien's Black Friday tweet:

    I don’t need to buy anything on Black Friday, I just want to get in a fistfight at Bed Bath and Beyond to feel alive.

    Twitter: @conanobrien

    30. Kat McPhee's paparazzi distraction:

    To the pack of paps stalking me while I’m in the middle of the ocean in Europe - Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner are just two yachts over. Please focus on what truly matters.

    Twitter: @katharinemcphee

    31. Ashanti's fart tweet:

    How many ladies aint scared 2 fart in front of ur man?

    Twitter: @ashanti

    32. Josh Groban's edamame tweet:

    Say what you will about my lack of talent, looks, or intelligence but I can shell a bowl of edamame with the speed and precision of a hungry chimp on adderall

    Twitter: @joshgroban

    33. Dan Levy responding to his dad:

    Twitter: @danjlevy

    34. con shaqt lenses:

    How u like my con shaqt lenses get it lol

    Twitter: @SHAQ

    35. Britney Spears' legendary global warming tweet:

    Does anyone think global warming is a good thing? I love Lady Gaga. I think she's a really interesting artist.

    Twitter: @britneyspears

    36. Martha Stewart saying "Oil":

    Twitter: @MarthaStewart

    37. Kylie Jenner discovering the meaning of "YOLO":

    Twitter: @KylieJenner

    38. Whatever Liam Payne was trying to say here:

    Gott in yeaterday spilt a fulllllllllllll! Tub of pasta on the floor, stupid stupidd stupidddddd boy smelly pasta house

    Twitter: @LiamPayne

    39. Whatever Harry Styles was trying to say here:

    Twitter: @Harry_Styles

    40. Cole Sprouse's "Before He Cheats" moment:

    It’s all fun and games until Carrie Underwood digs her keys into the side of your pretty little souped up 4-wheel drive.

    Twitter: @colesprouse

    41. Ryan Reynolds' "Baby Shark" tweet:

    My one year old daughter is obsessed with Baby Shark. All day. Every day. And there’s only one way to fix this.

    Columbia Pictures/ Twitter: @VancityReynolds

    42. Monica Lewinsky's worst career advice:

    @AdamMGrant an internship at the white house will be amazing on your resume. 😳

    Twitter: @MonicaLewinsky

    43. Macaulay Culkin showing what a modern day Home Alone would look like:

    This is what an updated Home Alone would actually look like.

    Twitter: @IncredibleCulk

    44. Seth Rogen's awkward mom tweet:

    Twitter: @Sethrogen

    45. Seth Rogen's other awkward mom tweet:

    Jesus fucking Christ mom.

    Twitter: @Sethrogen

    46. Paris Hilton's life motto:

    Jealousy is a disease get well soon.....

    Twitter: @ParisHilton

    47. Seth Rogen's Paul Rudd massage tweet:

    Once I was in the spa in a hotel in Vegas getting a massage. When I finished I turned over and to my shock Paul Rudd was massaging me. He saw me go in and convinced the masseuse to let him take over, thinking I’d notice immediately. I didn’t, and Paul did the entire rest of it.

    Twitter: @Sethrogen

    48. Frankie Muniz's sausage confession:

    I know I've probably tweeted this before but... Damn! I love sausage!

    Twitter: @frankiemuniz

    49. Lady Gaga inexplicably tweeting her next album would be called "ADELE":

    I’m calling my next album ADELE.

    Twitter: @ladygaga

    50. Just, like, this Chris Evans tweet of him and his dog:

    Happy Valentine's Day everyone! From me and this desperate social climber.

    Twitter: @ChrisEvans

    51. Ludacris's penetration question:

    Men if a woman says it's hard 4 her 2 have an orgasm from penetration, but easier from oral, do u please her or do u please yourself 1st?

    Twitter: @Ludacris

    52. Kim Kardashian's "kowabunga" tweet:

    kowabunga dudettes. i'm so pumped to be on this surfing kick. who else surfs out there? gnarly day in the h2o. ridin waves!

    Twitter: @KimKardashian

    53. Cher blocking someone's dad:

    I blocked someone's DAD !?! Who was it ?

    Twitter: @cher

    54. Cole Sprouse's flame shirt tweet:

    Guy Fieri didn’t struggle for years just to have people wear flame tees ‘ironically’.

    Twitter: @colesprouse

    55. Oprah saying "He":

    Twitter: @Oprah

    56. Cardi B asking this important question about ants:

    Twitter: @iamcardib

    57. Kourtney Kardashion asking this other important question about ants:

    Twitter: @kourtneykardash

    58. Justin Bieber's chicken compassion:

    If chickens could say love me love me that would be awsome.

    Twitter: @justinbieber

    59. Harry Styles pee pee problem:

    Just used Deep Heat then went for a wee...A mistake has been made.

    Twitter: @Harry_Styles

    60. James Blunt sparing us all during lockdown:

    During lockdown, while many other artists are doing mini-concerts from their homes, I thought I’d do you all a favour and not.

    Twitter: @JamesBlunt

    61. James Blunt again responding to some random hater:

    Coming upstairs now. RT @sassyfalahee: omfg james blunt is on the tv downstairs can this day get any worse!

    Twitter: @JamesBlunt

    62. Ryan Reynolds getting real with his daughter:

    On our 6am walk, my daughter asked where the moon goes each morning. I let her know it's in heaven, visiting daddy's freedom.

    Twitter: @VancityReynolds

    63. Kumail Nanjiani's quarantine tweet:

    Remember when Stanley Tucci showed us how to make a Negroni and we were like “Ok maybe we’ll get through this quarantine thing” LOL

    Twitter: @kumailn

    64. David Schwimmer proving he didn't rob a store:

    Officers, I swear it wasn't me. As you can see, I was in New York. To the hardworking Blackpool Police, good luck with the investigation. #itwasntme

    Twitter: @DavidSchwimmer

    65. Cher wondering what is going on with her career:

    Whats going on with mycareer

    Twitter: @cher

    66. Dean Norris tweeting "Sex gifs":

    Twitter: @deanjnorris

    67. Martha Stewart having no idea who Jonathan Cheban is:

    #seriouslypopular @DailyMail @MailOnline do you know this guy?? He says he is well known

    Twitter: @MarthaStewart

    68. Katy Perry's "Hello" tweet:

    Listen's to "hello" from @OfficialAdele once😥

    Twitter: @katyperry

    69. Justin Bieber's Rhode Island question:

    Why is rhode island nor a road or an island

    Twitter: @justinbieber

    70. Cardi B causing a scene at her niece's school:

    My niece told everybody in her school that I’m her aunt and they think she lying 😂🙄now i gotta go pick her up 😩😩😩😩

    Twitter: @iamcardib

    71. The giant meatloaf inside of Kris Jenner:

    I feel like there's a giant meatloaf inside of me

    Twitter: @KrisJenner

    72. Kris Jenner iconic shart tweet:

    I just sharted myself. That's when u fart and u shit yourself on accident!

    Twitter: @KrisJenner

    73. Ryan Reynolds learning a secret about Blake Lively:


    74. Lil Jon really, really, really having to poop:


    Twitter: @LilJon

    75. Seth Rogen watching Cats:

    I’m pretty stoned and watching Cats. I’ve never seen the broadway show. It is truly trippy. Am I supposed to know what a Jellicle is? They’ve said it 200,000 times but I don’t know what’s happening haha.

    Twitter: @Sethrogen

    76. Ryan Reynolds' LA observation:

    People in LA are deathly afraid of gluten. I swear to god, you could rob a liquor store in this city with a bagel.

    Twitter: @VancityReynolds

    77. Al Roker calling out some person for being poor:

    Me either, but I’m still cashing the checks. Merry Christmas!

    Twitter: @alroker

    78. Ed Balls' Ed Balls:

    Twitter: @edballs

    79. Jessica Simpson's extremely bloated foot:

    Twitter: @JessicaSimpson

    80. Kim Kardashian using Britney Spears lyrics to describe her love for Kris Humphries:

    Twitter: @KimKardashian

    81. Kirstie Alley's listening to Skrillex:

    Twitter: @kirstiealley

    82. Billy Eichner's Spotify confession:

    According to my year end Spotify list, I am a young white woman coming of age sexually and emotionally in the summer of 1994.

    Twitter: @billyeichner

    83. Hulk Hogan's first tweet of his life:

    Twitter: @HulkHogan

    84. Larry King's love of clocks:

    I just had the thrill of a lifetime! Saw the clock change from 1:59AM to 1:00AM! I love clocks!

    Twitter: @kingsthings


    85. Conan O'Brien's response to "where do babies come from?":

    My son asked me where babies come from, and to distract him I said "some day we're all going to die."

    Twitter: @ConanOBrien

    86. Ryan Reynolds' tweet about airplane toilets:

    Airplane toilets are aggressive. It wasn't until I got back to my seat that I noticed my pants and testicles were missing.

    Twitter: @VancityReynolds

    87. Macaulay Culkin making everyone feel old:

    Hey guys, wanna feel old? I'm 40. You're welcome.

    Twitter: @IncredibleCulk

    88. Shaq being stuck in a seat:

    im at knots berry farms n my butts 2 big 2 fit in da seats on ride. ahhhhhh (dats me yellin)

    Twitter: @SHAQ

    89. Frankie Muniz getting real about his career:

    In 2002 I was nominated for a Golden Globe. In 2020, I'm just sitting here staring in the mirror at my balding head.

    Twitter: @frankiemuniz

    90. Lewis Capaldi's doppelgängers tweet:

    I’ve decided that I’m equally as handsome as Shawn Mendes and Bieber

    Twitter: @LewisCapaldi

    91. Vanessa Carlton's advice at the beginning of the pandemic:

    Twitter: @VanessaCarlton

    92. Bob Saget tweeting about turning into Danny Tanner:

    Oh. My. God. I spend my day cleaning and vacuuming and sanitizing everything in the house. I have become Danny Tanner.

    Twitter: @bobsaget

    93. Kacey Musgraves with how we all felt in March 2020:

    I feel like I’m somehow stuck back in that weird time period between Christmas and new year where anything goes

    Twitter: @KaceyMusgraves

    94. Seth Rogen AGAIN being embarrassed by his mom:

    Please no.

    Twitter: @Sethrogen

    95. Billy Eichner wishing Paul Rudd a happy birthday:

    It’s Paul Rudd’s birthday today. He is - I’m not joking - 88.

    Twitter: @billyeichner

    96. Lil Nas X's tweet about his dating life:

    nevermind he texted back

    Twitter: @LilNasX

    97. Camila Mendes telling us what it's like being named Camila Mendes:

    just a Camila Mendes✨standing in front of the Twitterverse✨asking it to stop thinking she's a fan account for Camila Cabello & Shawn Mendes

    Twitter: @camilamendes

    98. Leslie Jones explaining why she exercises:

    People keep asking me what's motivating me to work out. It's purely selfish. I want to be fine as hell. One more time before I get real old😑

    Twitter: @Lesdoggg

    99. Shaq's urgent need to go to Walmart:

    I cant sleep gotta get 2 walmart

    Twitter: @SHAQ

    100. And last but not least, Reba locking her stylist out of her house so he had to sleep under the pool house:

    Terry, my stylists, got locked outside my house last nite. Slept under the porch of the pool house! Sent from my iPhone

    Twitter: @reba