Twitter appears to be pretty messy right now.
Like, people think it might actually not be around for much longer.
So, before it could be gone, let's remember 100 of the best celebrity tweets of all time
1. Post Malone's deep thought:
is meatball an fruit
2. James Blunt continuously roasting himself:
I love my fan.
3. Kelly Clarkson talking about election night:
😂😂😂 just kidding Justin 😜
4. Kylie Jenner having cereal with milk for the first time:
last night i had cereal with milk for the first time. life changing.
5. Ryan Reynolds calling out Hugh Jackman:
Pretty sure those are protesters. https://t.co/URNGDCg0cO
6. Nicki Minaj asking about ball size:
ok boys, what's your ball size?
7. Sean Paul's pandemic tweet:
In these covid times make sure u have the right temperature
8. Martha Stewart tweeting the letter "L" and a picture of a cow:
L
9. Cher's most iconic tweet ever:
Wu Tang Cher Clan
10. Dionne Warwick's feud with mayo:
I am blocking this account. https://t.co/dYy0bZa55I
11. Mariah Carey's kale chip confession:
EXCLUSIVE: I also like dry kale chips 😂 https://t.co/AuHTBskD8b
12. Kris Jenner calling out People for not knowing how rich her daughter is:
WOW wrong again!!!!! Their house is $60 MIL https://t.co/sIDG3FbSoP
13. Ryan Reynolds trolling Blake Lively on her birthday:
Just want to wish Billy Ray Cyrus the most special, magical birthday ever. I love you with all my heart. Also, Happy Birthday to my wife.
14. Cher yelling at someone who told her to sit on their face:
@gagasapostle SIT ON YOU OWN DAMN FACE !! IM BUSY !!!
15. Rupert Murdoch saying "Po":
Po
16. Kevin Durant's late night History Channel thoughts:
I'm watching the History channel in the club and I'm wondering how do these people kno what's goin on on the sun..ain't nobody ever been
17. Dolly Parton's red flags tweet:
When her beauty is beyond compare with flaming locks of auburn hair 🚩🚩🚩
18. Kim Kardashian discovering what a pickle is:
Thanks guys! I had no idea a pickle was really a cucumber! U guys totally confirmed it!
19. James Blunt laughing at someone who thinks he's broke:
Hahahahahahahahahaha! No. https://t.co/dZeLFp5aaQ
20. Cole and Dylan Sprouse getting in this little tussle:
.@colesprouse I don't remember actually. I was too busy carrying the show on my back
21. Lady Gaga getting aggro about coupons:
why do people look at me like I'm crazy when i use coupons at grocery or try bargaining at retail, IM FROM NEW YORK WHERE IS THE SALE RACK
22. Penn Badgley responding to people who love Joe on You:
A: He is a murderer https://t.co/g2g4f3JvaF
23. Justin Bieber's arm tweet:
i love arm
24. Carrie Fisher's statement on homosexuality:
Gay
25. James Blunt explaining how relevant he is:
2006, actually. RT @K_Dick33: Why does James Blunt have a million followers? He stopped being relevant in 2009
26. Mindy Kaling's three favorite words:
"feat. Sean Paul" are my three favorite words in the English language
27. Paris Hilton tweeting about losing her Blackberry a decade after they were popular:
Hey friends, I lost my blackberry. 😢 So if your trying to reach me, then text me on one of my three iPhones. 💋
28. Someone not knowing who Troye Sivan is:
Lmaooooooo just when you start thinking you’re the shit they keep you humble https://t.co/qTJLpyZIlo
29. Conan O'Brien's Black Friday tweet:
I don’t need to buy anything on Black Friday, I just want to get in a fistfight at Bed Bath and Beyond to feel alive.
30. Kat McPhee's paparazzi distraction:
To the pack of paps stalking me while I’m in the middle of the ocean in Europe - Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner are just two yachts over. Please focus on what truly matters.
31. Ashanti's fart tweet:
How many ladies aint scared 2 fart in front of ur man?
32. Josh Groban's edamame tweet:
Say what you will about my lack of talent, looks, or intelligence but I can shell a bowl of edamame with the speed and precision of a hungry chimp on adderall
33. Dan Levy responding to his dad:
lol dad https://t.co/ZQYXZk0A7R
34. con shaqt lenses:
How u like my con shaqt lenses get it lol
35. Britney Spears' legendary global warming tweet:
Does anyone think global warming is a good thing? I love Lady Gaga. I think she's a really interesting artist.
36. Martha Stewart saying "Oil":
OiI
37. Kylie Jenner discovering the meaning of "YOLO":
[Y]ou [O]nly [L]ive [O]nce
38. Whatever Liam Payne was trying to say here:
Gott in yeaterday spilt a fulllllllllllll! Tub of pasta on the floor, stupid stupidd stupidddddd boy smelly pasta house
39. Whatever Harry Styles was trying to say here:
Handbag branch.
40. Cole Sprouse's "Before He Cheats" moment:
It’s all fun and games until Carrie Underwood digs her keys into the side of your pretty little souped up 4-wheel drive.
41. Ryan Reynolds' "Baby Shark" tweet:
My one year old daughter is obsessed with Baby Shark. All day. Every day. And there’s only one way to fix this.
42. Monica Lewinsky's worst career advice:
@AdamMGrant an internship at the white house will be amazing on your resume. 😳
43. Macaulay Culkin showing what a modern day Home Alone would look like:
This is what an updated Home Alone would actually look like.
44. Seth Rogen's awkward mom tweet:
Jesus mom https://t.co/dJZPr2Y27o
45. Seth Rogen's other awkward mom tweet:
Jesus fucking Christ mom. https://t.co/KJSIlWZMhL
46. Paris Hilton's life motto:
Jealousy is a disease get well soon.....
47. Seth Rogen's Paul Rudd massage tweet:
Once I was in the spa in a hotel in Vegas getting a massage. When I finished I turned over and to my shock Paul Rudd was massaging me. He saw me go in and convinced the masseuse to let him take over, thinking I’d notice immediately. I didn’t, and Paul did the entire rest of it.
48. Frankie Muniz's sausage confession:
I know I've probably tweeted this before but... Damn! I love sausage!
49. Lady Gaga inexplicably tweeting her next album would be called "ADELE":
I’m calling my next album ADELE.
50. Just, like, this Chris Evans tweet of him and his dog:
Happy Valentine's Day everyone! From me and this desperate social climber.
51. Ludacris's penetration question:
Men if a woman says it's hard 4 her 2 have an orgasm from penetration, but easier from oral, do u please her or do u please yourself 1st?
52. Kim Kardashian's "kowabunga" tweet:
kowabunga dudettes. i'm so pumped to be on this surfing kick. who else surfs out there? gnarly day in the h2o. ridin waves!
53. Cher blocking someone's dad:
I blocked someone's DAD !?! Who was it ?
54. Cole Sprouse's flame shirt tweet:
Guy Fieri didn’t struggle for years just to have people wear flame tees ‘ironically’.
55. Oprah saying "He":
He
56. Cardi B asking this important question about ants:
Do ants poop ?
57. Kourtney Kardashion asking this other important question about ants:
Do ants have dicks?
58. Justin Bieber's chicken compassion:
If chickens could say love me love me that would be awsome.
59. Harry Styles pee pee problem:
Just used Deep Heat then went for a wee...A mistake has been made.
60. James Blunt sparing us all during lockdown:
During lockdown, while many other artists are doing mini-concerts from their homes, I thought I’d do you all a favour and not.
61. James Blunt again responding to some random hater:
Coming upstairs now. RT @sassyfalahee: omfg james blunt is on the tv downstairs can this day get any worse!
62. Ryan Reynolds getting real with his daughter:
On our 6am walk, my daughter asked where the moon goes each morning. I let her know it's in heaven, visiting daddy's freedom.
63. Kumail Nanjiani's quarantine tweet:
Remember when Stanley Tucci showed us how to make a Negroni and we were like “Ok maybe we’ll get through this quarantine thing” LOL
64. David Schwimmer proving he didn't rob a store:
Officers, I swear it wasn't me. As you can see, I was in New York. To the hardworking Blackpool Police, good luck with the investigation. #itwasntme
65. Cher wondering what is going on with her career:
Whats going on with mycareer
66. Dean Norris tweeting "Sex gifs":
Sex gifs
67. Martha Stewart having no idea who Jonathan Cheban is:
#seriouslypopular @DailyMail @MailOnline do you know this guy?? He says he is well known
68. Katy Perry's "Hello" tweet:
Listen's to "hello" from @OfficialAdele once😥
69. Justin Bieber's Rhode Island question:
Why is rhode island nor a road or an island
70. Cardi B causing a scene at her niece's school:
My niece told everybody in her school that I’m her aunt and they think she lying 😂🙄now i gotta go pick her up 😩😩😩😩
71. The giant meatloaf inside of Kris Jenner:
I feel like there's a giant meatloaf inside of me
72. Kris Jenner iconic shart tweet:
I just sharted myself. That's when u fart and u shit yourself on accident!
73. Ryan Reynolds learning a secret about Blake Lively:
@nypost THIS is how I find out?
74. Lil Jon really, really, really having to poop:
WAS RUSHIN HOME TO TAKE A DUMP AND GOT CAUGHT BEHIND A SCHOOL BUS DROPPIN KIDS OFF!! LONGEST 30MINS OF MY LIFFFEEEE!!
75. Seth Rogen watching Cats:
I’m pretty stoned and watching Cats. I’ve never seen the broadway show. It is truly trippy. Am I supposed to know what a Jellicle is? They’ve said it 200,000 times but I don’t know what’s happening haha.
76. Ryan Reynolds' LA observation:
People in LA are deathly afraid of gluten. I swear to god, you could rob a liquor store in this city with a bagel.
77. Al Roker calling out some person for being poor:
Me either, but I’m still cashing the checks. Merry Christmas! https://t.co/yfb7qhxXJi
78. Ed Balls' Ed Balls:
Ed Balls
79. Jessica Simpson's extremely bloated foot:
Any remedies?! Help!!!!
80. Kim Kardashian using Britney Spears lyrics to describe her love for Kris Humphries:
I'm a slave for you... @KrisHumphries
81. Kirstie Alley's listening to Skrillex:
Skrillex...;)
82. Billy Eichner's Spotify confession:
According to my year end Spotify list, I am a young white woman coming of age sexually and emotionally in the summer of 1994.
83. Hulk Hogan's first tweet of his life:
First tweet of My life
84. Larry King's love of clocks:
I just had the thrill of a lifetime! Saw the clock change from 1:59AM to 1:00AM! I love clocks!
RIP.
85. Conan O'Brien's response to "where do babies come from?":
My son asked me where babies come from, and to distract him I said "some day we're all going to die."
86. Ryan Reynolds' tweet about airplane toilets:
Airplane toilets are aggressive. It wasn't until I got back to my seat that I noticed my pants and testicles were missing.
87. Macaulay Culkin making everyone feel old:
Hey guys, wanna feel old? I'm 40. You're welcome.
88. Shaq being stuck in a seat:
im at knots berry farms n my butts 2 big 2 fit in da seats on ride. ahhhhhh (dats me yellin)
89. Frankie Muniz getting real about his career:
In 2002 I was nominated for a Golden Globe. In 2020, I'm just sitting here staring in the mirror at my balding head.
90. Lewis Capaldi's doppelgängers tweet:
I’ve decided that I’m equally as handsome as Shawn Mendes and Bieber
91. Vanessa Carlton's advice at the beginning of the pandemic:
Don't go downtown.
92. Bob Saget tweeting about turning into Danny Tanner:
Oh. My. God. I spend my day cleaning and vacuuming and sanitizing everything in the house. I have become Danny Tanner.
93. Kacey Musgraves with how we all felt in March 2020:
I feel like I’m somehow stuck back in that weird time period between Christmas and new year where anything goes
94. Seth Rogen AGAIN being embarrassed by his mom:
Please no. https://t.co/bCbHGTKffs
95. Billy Eichner wishing Paul Rudd a happy birthday:
It’s Paul Rudd’s birthday today. He is - I’m not joking - 88.
96. Lil Nas X's tweet about his dating life:
nevermind he texted back https://t.co/XeAjj39tBL
97. Camila Mendes telling us what it's like being named Camila Mendes:
just a Camila Mendes✨standing in front of the Twitterverse✨asking it to stop thinking she's a fan account for Camila Cabello & Shawn Mendes
98. Leslie Jones explaining why she exercises:
People keep asking me what's motivating me to work out. It's purely selfish. I want to be fine as hell. One more time before I get real old😑
99. Shaq's urgent need to go to Walmart:
I cant sleep gotta get 2 walmart
100. And last but not least, Reba locking her stylist out of her house so he had to sleep under the pool house:
Terry, my stylists, got locked outside my house last nite. Slept under the porch of the pool house! Sent from my iPhone