mirandapayne

I was just put in a sedation that calmed me and made me sleepy. I felt everything and could feel everything, but I wasn't asleep. The thing is tho, I remember being in pain too. I remember everything.

They're were like a month off not even 😳 year and all

I used to think that because I was watching a certain thing on tv, nobody else in the world could be watching it too. Whenever I seen my favorite show on I would hurry and put it on so I'd beat everyone to it

I'm actually my moms fourth kid, she aborted my older brother or sister. I didn't find out until very recently and it was surprising to me, I just don't know why it's been kept hidden. I understand my moms reasoning and believe everything happens for a reason.

Spaghetti and marinara sauce, I'd rather just eat plain noodles.

During the live action Grinch movie when all the babies were floating down to their parents one of the dads said, "Honey the baby's here! He looks kinda like your boss..." Interpreting the mom had an affair with her boss.

In Shake It Up there's a hidden incest joke between Gunther and Tinka who are twins. Tinka tells Gunther they're not going to grow up and marry each other, to which Gunther responds with a frown and seems very disappointed that he can't marry his twin sister. The whole show they're… Read More

More of a drink but Eggnog! It just seems so unappealing to me. Like an eggy drink? I'll pass!

I wasn’t allowed to go to my senior prom because I was failing more than one class, one being gym which all you had to do was show up. I was ranting to one of my friends that the reason I missed so many days was because of my depression. He responded with “All you had to do was show… Read More

I’m a cashier. A customer once got mad at me because I put her CHERRIES in the top of the bag, rather than the bottom. The cherries were probably her most fragile item, but she claimed they were the second heaviest item, so they should be on the bottom.