While cold temperatures, driving winds, snowy conditions (you know, normal winter stuff) bear down on many places, those at the Olympics are enjoying sunshine and 60-degree days ...at the Winter Olympics ...in freakin' Russia!
How does your town compare to the tropical locale that is Sochi this week?
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Is It Warmer Where You Are Or In Sochi?
It is warmer in Sochi, Russia right now, New York! While you're out sloshing through snow and slush, wind whipping you in the face, hair wet, fingers frozen, demeanor broken, these dudes are in Sochi, Russia, shirtless, because it's 60-degrees and sunny out.
It's warmer in Sochi, San Fran! And these dudes are enjoying the balmy 60-degree temps by going for a dip in the Black Sea!
It's way warmer in Sochi, Detroit. And while you're outside trying to de-ice the windshield on your Chevy Silverado, this dude is wading in the Black Sea as sun reflects off the dome at Olympic Park.
Even though your in Florida, it's still warmer in Sochi than you, Jacksonville! Look at this dude sleeping outdoors in just a light jacket! Look at the other light jackets strewn about because they weren't light enough for their owners to wear while basking in balmy, 60-degree sunshine.
It's much warmer in Sochi than it is in Ohio. Look these Olympic parade cheerleaders in short skirts and hats that don't cover the maximum amount of ear and forehead, loving this idyllic Russian parade weather.
It's soooo much nicer in Sochi. Is there anyone napping outside in the green, green grass in Maine? Have they even seen green grass in Maine since mid-November? Nope and nope.
It is warmer in Sochi, Russia! Just look at these Olympic fans taking selfies in the sun. That one dude is squinting so hard because the warm Russian sunshine is beating down on his Olympic fan face so super hard.
It is warmer in Sochi, Russia! Look at all these Olympic fans asleep on the plush green grass. That one Olympic fan is barefoot! Because you don't need snow boots when it's 60-degrees and the sun is shining.
It's warmer in Sochi, Russia! Look at these people checking out the Olympic cauldron on a warm, 60-degree Sochi day. three people, 4.5 shirtsleeves combined.
It is warmer in Sochi, Russia! Look at these people on the Sochi boardwalk! Playing ball in shorts and tees! Shadows reflecting off the hot pavement. Those girls with socks over their leggings are so getting made fun of for bundling up.
It's warmer in Sochi, Russia! Look at this dude, sunbathing in an ADIRONDACK CHAIR! He should call up ten more friends and tell them "hey guys, if you're looking for a good place to sunbathe in this beautiful, 60-degree sunshine, I've got these great adirondacks!"
It's warmer in Sochi, Russia! It's 60-degrees out at the Winter Olympics! It's so hot, that the weird signs that say HOT. COOL. YOURS. kinda, sorta make sense.
It's warmer in Sochi, Russia. It's so warm that this woman went for a run in her athletic gear and stopped to stretch and ponder how ridiculous it is that she's outside running in a tank top at the Winter Olympics in Russia! Just look at how ridiculous she thinks this is.
It's warmer in Sochi, Russia! The athletes are competing in snow events, sleeveless! Suns out, guns out, Sochi cross-country ski competitors.
It's warmer in Sochi, Russia! Just look at this shirtless dude, sunbathing and skiing at the same time! So smug and so shirtless.
It is warmer in Sochi, Russia! Look at this lady in Sochi, Russia! Basking in the glow and warmth of the sunshine. You know why she fell asleep sitting up in her sunbathing pose? Because it's 60-degrees out at the Winter Olympics and she can.