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    23 Things You Might Prefer To Buy Online Instead Of In Person

    We’re not saying you should feel embarrassed to buy this stuff; we’re just saying you might feel that way.

    We hope you love the products we recommend! All of them were independently selected by our editors. Just so you know, BuzzFeed may collect a share of sales or other compensation from the links on this page if you decide to shop from them. Oh, and FYI — prices are accurate and items in stock as of time of publication.

    You clicked on this post for a reason: You hate feeling judged by the cashier judge for your purchases (even if they’re not really judging you!). Luckily, you can avoid this situation by buying these things online. Let’s get to it, and I promise I won’t tell anyone you were ever here.

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    1. The highly rated Satisfyer Pro 2 uses gentle pulses of air to simulate the feeling of oral sex. Some reviewers claim they use it every day.

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    It’s rechargeable and waterproof, meaning you can enjoy yourself in any room of the house. Check out BuzzFeed's review of this product. If you're looking for other options, check out BuzzFeed's sex toys under $30 list.

    Get it from Amazon Canada for $48.67+.

    2. Some anti-dandruff shampoo will help fight against the toughest of flakes. If you’re the kind of person who gets uncomfortable buying it at the store, you can just get it online.

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    Get it from Amazon Canada for $7.97+ (also available in conditioner and 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner, and comes in 14 different scents).

    3. A sturdy pet stroller that’s made for those of us who treat our pets as our own flesh and blood. The only people who will be embarrassed by this are the other pet owners who didn’t care enough to buy this for their pets.

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    This pet stroller conveniently folds making it easy to store and travel with.

    Get it from Amazon Canada for $82.99.

    4. This wine glass can hold up to 750ml of wine, which is the typical size of a wine bottle (or, in this case, a regular serving for you).

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    This wine glass can hold up to 750ml of wine, which is the typical size of a wine bottle, or in this case a regular serving for you.

    Get it from Amazon Canada for $19.99.

    5. This cannabis cookbook you how to take advantage of the legalization of marijuana all while baking some easy-to-make desserts. Sure, it’s legal, but if you’re too squeamish to buy this in person, we understand.

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    Get it from Amazon Canada for $18.76 (also available on Kindle).

    6. A Squatty Potty that’ll help you poop with ease. This doctor-recommended product has over 950 positive reviews, meaning you’ll be taking a number two with no pooblem.

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    Check out BuzzFeed's review of this product here.

    Get it from Amazon Canada for $29.99+ (available in two sizes).

    7. Speaking of number two, spraying some Poo-Pourri in the toilet before you go will trap and conceal any smells during your visit to the bathroom. It’ll help you avoid any shitty situations.

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    Get it from Amazon Canada for $14.99+ (available in 26 scents and 13 sizes).

    8. Some people hate toe socks. But for those who are unabashed toe sock stans, allow yourself that toe separating sensation with these no-show toe socks. Just like pineapple on pizza, toe socks are a personal choice that you shouldn’t feel embarrassed by.

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    Get it from Amazon Canada for $14.99+ (available in four sets).

    9. Speaking of feet, this electric foot file will buff your feet to perfection, giving you that quality pedicure feeling in the comfort of your own home. No more nasty glares from Gina while she scrubs your feet at the salon.

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    It runs on four AA batteries, which are included.

    Get it from Amazon Canada for $16.69.

    10. This bag of cereal marshmallows is your childhood dream come true. Remember when your mom would tell you to stop eating just the marshmallows, ’cause it was supposed to be eaten with the cereal? Not anymore, mom!

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    Treat yourself and get a 1.5 pound bag from Amazon Canada for $39.99.

    11. You should never be embarrassed of practicing safe sex, but if you want to avoid the in-person hassle, you can stock up on these highly-rated super-thin Durex lubricated condoms.

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    Get a pack of 36 condoms from Amazon Canada for $19.58.

    12. While we’re at it, you can’t go wrong with some bestselling water-based lube. Not only is it vegan-friendly, but it’s made for those with sensitive skin.

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    Get a 237ml bottle from Amazon Canada for $19.69.

    13. If you’re unlucky enough to contract lice, this lice remover is made with natural oils that’ll help eliminate and repel them from your scalp. Why deal with those pesty cashiers when you already have pests in your hair to deal with?!

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    It comes with a metal nit comb and is safe for children and adults to use.

    Get it from Amazon Canada for $19.99+ (available in two sizes).

    14. A cat licking brush is a therapeutic way to bond with your cat, all while keeping your kitty nice and groomed. It’s a purrfect product for cat lovers, but perhaps you don’t want other people to know your feline business.

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    Get it from Amazon Canada for $52.85.

    15. Some shoe deodorizer balls will keep your shoes smelling fresh even after the sweatiest of workouts. Now those around you will think you have naturally sweet-smelling feet, even though you’ll know otherwise.

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    Get a three pack of six from Amazon Canada for $12.99+ (available in two packs and 10 designs).

    16. This companion pillow is the partner that will never let you down. They’re always there to cuddle, they’re cozy AF, and they never argue with you. Sure, some people may think you’re a bit odd, but that’s just because they’ve never known a love this comfortable.

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    Get it from Amazon Canada for $35.10 (available in nine colours).

    17. A disposable urinal pouch is a must for any road trip experience. When you gotta go, you gotta go, even if there’s no bathroom nearby!

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    Get a pack of 18 from Amazon Canada for $37.21.

    18. Depending on your sexual habits, you may want to invest in a reusable enema kit. With a travel-size kit with multiple nozzles to fit any hole, you can rinse clean and ensure your sexual encounter isn’t too messy.

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    Get it from Amazon Canada for $29.99.

    19. Even though it’s a useful tool, you might be embarrassed to buy a selfie-stick in person. And you don’t have to! Just buy it online, and you can take your new profile photo or turn it into a tripod and pose for a great family photo.

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    Compatible with iPhone and Android, this selfie stick comes with a wireless remote so that you can stop asking strangers to take your photos for you.

    Get it from Amazon Canada for $16.99+ (available in three packs).

    20. A sturdy pair of handcuffs will allow you to live out out some of your fantasies, whatever they may be.

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    These handcuffs come with two keys, just in case you lose one of them in all the action.

    Get it from Amazon Canada for $9.

    21. A blackhead pore vacuum that’ll remove the gunk in your face and free your skin of excess oil, dead skin cells, and, of course, blackheads. And if you don’t want anyone but you and your mirror to know about it, that’s up to you.

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    It comes with four probes, three modes, and is rechargeable.

    Get it from Amazon Canada for $34.99.

    22. This Neti Pot comes handy during cold and flu season, a nose filled with snot is nobody’s idea of a good time. Fill the pot with a mixture of sinus rinse formula, pour it into your nose, and watch everything clear right out.

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    Get a Neti Pot with 50 premixed packets from Amazon Canada for $18.48.

    23. Last but not least, this Clone-a-Willy vibrating dildo kit allows you to make a mould of an existing penis you enjoy and are familiar with, and then turn it into a dildo to be used at your leisure. It’s great for couples in a long-distance relationship, or really, any consenting adults who think it might be fun.

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    You can't get more DIY than a make your own dildo kit!

    Get it from Amazon Canada for $55.98.

    You after avoiding buying any of this stuff in person:

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