I dated a guy for 4 months in college. He broke up with me by saying that God gave him the gift of prophecy and showed him a vision of the future. We weren't together in this "vision" so he said we might as well just break up.
My cat takes one piece of dry food out of the bowl with her paw and bats it around the floor for 30 seconds before eating it and starting again with a new piece.
I was working a 13 hour shift at a bookstore in the second largest mall in the country. It was the early 2000s when cell phones were still a new-ish concept. The line was ridiculously long and our phone was ringing off the hook. I pick up the phone and the person says "have you seen…Â
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