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From an ancient decorating show called Lynette Jennings Homeworks... always have a little something black to anchor a room. A small vase, a picture frame, doesn't matter what. I have no idea why it works, but it does.

The Art of Racing in the Rain. Beautifully narrated by a dog named Enzo on the eve of his death (not a spoiler) as he reflects on his life, the life of his race car driving owner, and his hopes of being reincarnated as a human. Sounds insane, but it's absolutely heartwarming, funny,… Read More

Take a class. And take notes, because you won't remember anything they say. There were two crisis points with my firstborn when I wanted to give up, but then I remembered something the lactation consultant said in class that calmed me down. And that first kid nursed until she was… Read More

To the author of #11: why you always lying about staying awake in French class? That's some painfully shite French, mate.

And stop putting your kids' names on the damn wall! I get so irritated with that, especially on real estate sites. Name and address? Greaaaaaat idea!

The one where my mom was a chaperone and vomited in a plant container in the mall food court. And I was the teacher.