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    19 Bizarre Scented Candles You Had No Idea You Needed Until Now

    Ever wanted your room to smell like Justin Trudeau? Same.

    1. Justin Trudeau

    etsy.com

    Smells like: Chai tea and maple, or "hot Canadian guy".

    Available here.

    2. Donald Trump

    etsy.com

    Smells like: Suntan lotion and steak.

    Available here.

    3. New Mac

    twelvesouth.com

    Smells like: Mint, peach, basil, lavender, mandarin, and sage.

    Available here.

    4. Rome Burning

    etsy.com

    Smells like: Hot coals, fire, smoke, and parchment.

    Available here.

    5. Locker Room

    mancavecandle.com

    Smells like: Sweat, dirty socks, and stinky shoes.

    Available here.

    6. White Castle Burger

    whitecastle.csepromo.com

    Smells like: Delicious burgers, I guess?

    Available here.

    7. Fried Chicken

    kyforky.com

    Smells like: Kentucky's finest fried chicken!

    Available here.

    8. Netflix and Chill

    theflickingcandles.com

    Smells like: A "soft aroma crafts that desperate atmosphere that can only come with a $7.99 internet subscription".

    Available here.

    9. Sir Elton John's Fireside

    candledelirium.com

    Smells like: Madagascar vanilla, exotic woods, smoky embers, and juniper berry. Or, basically just a really famous fireside.

    Available here.

    10. Nacho Cheese

    stinkycandlecompany.com

    Smells like: "Being reminded of baseball games, country fairs, or movie theatre concessions."

    Available here.

    11. Calamine Lotion

    etsy.com

    Smells like: Yep... exactly like Calamine lotion.

    Available here.

    12. Handy Man

    5bandcobrookside.com

    Smells like: Butt cracks and spanners? I honestly have no clue. All the site says is "need a man around the house for 'eternity'?" which, yes I do, but what does that smell like?

    Available here.

    13. Bachelor Party

    etsy.com

    Smells like: Raspberry and blackcurrant blend with jasmine, white chocolate, musk and sandalwood. Also comes with a dusting of glitter on top.

    Available here.

    14. Urinal Cake

    hotwicks.com

    Smells like: "A cinnamony floral smell that's modeled after a urinal cake our founder once relieved himself on at the Bellagio Hotel in Las Vegas."

    Available here.

    15. Bunny Farts

    etsy.com

    Smells like: Spring flowers, sandalwood, and musk.

    Available here.

    16. Magical Freakin Unicorn Farts

    etsy.com

    Smells like: Ginger lime, cherry, lemon drop, pink strawberry, tutti fruiti, and pineapple.

    Available here.

    17. Burning Books

    etsy.com

    Smells like: Cinnamon orange heat or, "you’re sitting by a fire reading your favourite banned book".

    Available here.

    18. Sexy Librarian

    etsy.com

    Smells like: Rosewood, lilac, and musk.

    Available here.

    19. Frat House Basement Party

    theflickingcandles.com

    Smells like: "Old vintage movie posters with a splash of something that will definitely give you a headache tomorrow morning," and "the overwhelming smell of sweat and Jungle Juice".

    Available here.

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