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    14 Sep 2016

    22 Of The Most WTF Moments From This Season Of "The Bachelor" Australia

    Robots, kilts, and chocolate baths. Is this The Bachelor or a Roald Dahl book?

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    1. When Eliza sang her song...

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    "Look at yooooou."

    2. ...SEVERAL TIMES.

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    3. When Janey left her shoe with Richie and he had to be like, "do you want this back or nah?".

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    Not so much Cinderella as it was Cinder-FAIL-ahhhhh this was a bad joke, I'm sorry.

    4. When Sasha received a rose and promptly started eating it.

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    5. When the ladies had to take care of robot babies, to prove their maternal skills.

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    There was more diversity in the robot babies than any season of The Bachelor Australia.

    6. And when they had to wrestle each other for alone time with Richie.

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    7. And that time they had to race to finish a plate of haggis... you know, for love.

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    8. Whatever the fuck this was.

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    Why do they look like some weird cult?

    9. When Richie took the girls to the fish markets for a date and basically demanded they cook his favourite food for him.

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    What's next? A house cleaning competition?

    10. When Noni was struggling to swallow an oyster and Richie said, "just let it happen".

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    Ummmm....

    11. When Richie honestly couldn't stop pashing people.

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    According to our Bachelor Maths team, had Richie kissed ONE more woman he would have kissed the same as ol' mate Blake. PASH. BANDIT.

    12. When Keira kept telling Richie yoga isn't about relaxing, it's about strengthening your core.

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    That woman in downward dog next to Richie? Oh, she's just the yoga instructor.

    13. When Keira was 100% sure she was getting a rose on her first single date... then was sent packing.

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    A summary of this scene:

    Keira: I'm going home with a rose and no one will bring me down from that.

    Richie: I think you should leave

    Keira: Mmm yeah babes, we're totes on the same page.

    14. When Richie and Alex submerged themselves in a chocolate bath and it was honestly just traumatising.

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    Just... no.

    15. When Alex claimed Rachael started a fight with her about "Nikki being the winner", then cried to Nikki about it.

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    Rachael allegedly also questioned Alex as to why she left her son to be on the show, but this all happened off-screen so who fucking knows what went down.

    16. When Alex cried MULTIPLE times because Richie was talking to other women instead of her.

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    17. When Osher pulled the date card out of... we don't know.

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    18. When Hamish Blake pretended to be a three-year-old toddler called Rory.

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    Honestly, poor Faith getting that as a single date.

    19. When Rachael made a joke about her feet being dirty and instead of laughing Richie was just like, "OH YEAH GOD THEY'RE AWFUL".

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    20. When Richie tried to impress Olena's hardcore, boxing champion dad by punching like this.

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    I am still red from second-hand embarrassment.

    21. When Olena admitted on home dates she was absolutely in love with tennis, and Richie honestly had no idea.

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    The third-last episode of the season and we found out Olena loves tennis probably more than she likes Richie?

    22. And how, week after week, we tuned in every night, desperate for more.

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