Years ago I was weekend babysitting for a family and received a landline phone call in the middle of the night asking for the husband. I told the woman he was out of town with his wife and the woman started shrieking “He told me that was his SISTER!!!” It was so over the top (and…
“He will chop you up and put you in the freezer,” said to discourage us from talking to strangers. 34 years old and my mom and I still say it to each other. “Bye mom! Don’t get chopped up and put in the freezer!”
When I was growing up my grandma was called “Papaw” and we just called my grandfather by his first name. I didn’t realize for years that some of my friends thought I had gay grandparents because I referred to them as “Papaw and Bob.”
I wanted to keep my last name but my (now) husband was super offended and thought it meant I didn’t love him. So I figured it was a battle not worth fighting since everyone would be calling me by his last name anyway and I didn’t want to spend the rest of my life correcting them.…
I have said this for years! I quit Disney after hating Hercules so much. Emperor’s New Groove restored my faith.
Side note: an unfortunate result is I have never seen Mulan. Hercules-1997
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