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I got The first time I got a universal remote control I thought "this changes everything". I'm such a sucker for bad jokes. I love these.

Oh man, what happened to her? She was so funny!

Oh sweetheart. I would love to go back to highschool. It's adorable that you think we all have cushy office jobs. Yes, I have an office job doing Interior Design, but most of the time it sucks. And you can't quit because you have student loans and car payments and rent and credit… Read More

What did the duck say to the bartender? Put it on my bill. Why couldn't the pirate see the movie? Because it was rated Arrrrrr. What grades did the pirate get in grade school? High seas.

Aww. I'm so sorry your friend got attacked and that you are afraid. No one should be afraid just because some idiots have misconstrued something. I tell people that the terrorists are the ones who took a religion and injected it with steroids. I don't blame Muslims at all. I would… Read More

Adam Brody looks like a pedophile with a "hot mustache". Buzzfeed, just no.

Wait, did you add pumpkin spice vodka as well to that creamer? Right before you smoked a pumpkin spice cigar and ate some pumpkin spice pumpkin seeds?

Sorry, I was saying well said to Ashton's comment. You Avalonj are a fucktard. That is all.

Well said, I envy the people that don't worry about anything. I have to get fake nails just so I won't pick at my lip (I can't get any grip on them). I don't want to live with this. This was not something I asked for. I don't enjoy taking multiple pills a day just so I can leave the… Read More

Oh my goodness. It's the absolute worst. Also, "we need to talk" is right up there. I immediately feel nauseous when someone says that to me.