I was in fourth grade and was helping my dad put up Christmas lights on our roof. I started singing "Up on the House Top" because it seemed fitting. My dad turned around, looked at me, and said, "You know Santa isn't real, right? Like, he's not an actual person." Great timing, dad.…Â
"I've got a knife!" (sounds dark, I know) is probably the number 1 inside joke with my mom's side of our family. Every time my mom washes dishes and my dad or I would get close to her while she was washing a knife, she'd freak out on us and yell "I've got a knife!" We told our extended…Â
In the car on a several hour road trip, my mom decided she wanted to try the buffalo wing and blue cheese crackers she had just bought. We'd never had them before. The second my mom opened them, the car was full of the most disgusting smell I've ever had to deal with. It was like…Â
When I was 12 or 13, I ate a piece of a pig's brain to try to impress my cousins' hot neighbor. 7ish years later and I've still never spoken to him once.
Senior year of high school I made my own Ghostbusters coustume. I painted the logo myself, used a car washer thing for the proton gun, and even added some 5 o'clock shadow!
"I wumbo, You wumbo, He she me...wumbo? Wumbo, wumboing, we'll have the wumbo, Wumborama... Wumbology, The study of wumbo? It's first grade, SpongeBob!"
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